The Tate Modern is a huge museum on the south bank of the Thames devoted to modern art. The last time I was in London, 9 years ago, I visited this museum and was very impressed. A lot of modern art is silly or graceless, but the Tate Modern had many moving and memorable pieces.
On this visit, however, what struck me most was a hot young girl. She had blonde hair pulled back in a ponytail, a pretty face with delicate features and big set of tits. She was going around to various works and writing notes in a notebook. Obviously she was a college student, probably preparing to write a paper.
I wondered what approach I should take to pick her up and take her back to my apartment for a night of passion. Amuse her with my sophisticated banter? Attract her with my rugged masculinity? Awe her with my private jet and my island in French Polynesia? If I had any of those things, I would have used them.
So I only watched her for a while and then left before she noticed a creepy old man staring at her. My only hope for a girl like her is a German FKK or a Detroit strip club.
Lol you could have said you specialized in nude and artistic photography.