The Tate Modern is a huge museum on the south bank of the Thames devoted to modern art. The last time I was in London, 9 years ago, I visited this museum and was very impressed. A lot of modern art is silly or graceless, but the Tate Modern had many moving and memorable pieces.
On this visit, however, what struck me most was a hot young girl. She had blonde hair pulled back in a ponytail, a pretty face with delicate features and big set of tits. She was going around to various works and writing notes in a notebook. Obviously she was a college student, probably preparing to write a paper.
I wondered what approach I should take to pick her up and take her back to my apartment for a night of passion. Amuse her with my sophisticated banter? Attract her with my rugged masculinity? Awe her with my private jet and my island in French Polynesia? If I had any of those things, I would have used them.
So I only watched her for a while and then left before she noticed a creepy old man staring at her. My only hope for a girl like her is a German FKK or a Detroit strip club.
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last commentLol you could have said you specialized in nude and artistic photography.
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jackslash, you should have tried the honest policy:
Walk up too her and say “I’m a creepy old guy that likes to pay young girls for sex? Can I convince you to show me your tits for 20 quid?” If she says yes you can keep trying to get more and more!
Remember, honesty = the brilliant policy!
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Own your identity jackslash! If folks are bigots that hate creepy old guys that pay young (legal) girls for money that’s on them, not you! You are who you are. It’s your sexual orientation and they should respect it!
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Or you could smile at her and tell her how pretty you think she is, see what happens after that ;)
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