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What does a stripper consider long and hard?

Q. What does a stripper consider long and hard? A. First grade.

jackslashElite Reviewer7 yrs ago 2

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Baby, It's Cold Outside

Some radio stations have stopped playing the Christmas classic "Baby, It's Cold Outside" because listeners felt the lyrics were about date rape. So here is the new PC version that should offend no one. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CJB9GP5gyAw

jackslashElite Reviewer7 yrs ago 21

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Why do strippers like lightning more than their boyfriends?

Q. Why do strippers like lightning more than their boyfriends? A. They know they're unlikely to get struck by lightning.

jackslashElite Reviewer7 yrs ago 1 3

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If a tree in a forest falls and crushes a stripper, does she make a sound?

Q If a tree in a forest falls and crushes a stripper, does she make a sound? A What the hell is she doing out of the strip club?

jackslashElite Reviewer7 yrs ago 5

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What is an Amish stripper's best dance move?

Q. What is an Amish stripper's best dance move? A. She takes off her apron.

jackslashElite Reviewer7 yrs ago 4

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Why so you feel so strongly against battered strippers?

Q. Why so you feel so strongly against battered strippers? A. I like to eat mine plain.

jackslashElite Reviewer7 yrs ago 1

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Recreational marijuana is officially legal in Michigan today

I favor legalization, although I only smoke weed when I'm with a stripper who's smoking. Today in Michigan you can posses marijuana if you're 21. Regulations concerning the sale of weed still have to be developed.…

jackslashElite Reviewer7 yrs ago 19

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Why does a stripper's husband call her his better half?

Q Why does a stripper's husband call her his better half? A Because she better half the dinner on the table when he gets home.

jackslashElite Reviewer7 yrs ago 2

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Roxy's Strip Club in Brooklyn, Illinois, Has Closed

I have never been there, but it sounds like a fun place. https://www.riverfronttimes.com/musicblog/2018/12/04/roxys-strip-club-in-brooklyn-illinois-has-closed

jackslashElite Reviewer7 yrs ago 5

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Why are strippers like refrigerators?

Q. Why are strippers like refrigerators? A. They look good on the outside, and even though they're cold on the inside you still want to put your meat in them.

jackslashElite Reviewer7 yrs ago 1 6

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What's the problem with a stripper marrying another woman?

Q. What's the problem with a stripper marrying another woman? A. Who will make the sandwiches?

jackslashElite Reviewer7 yrs ago 3

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Disrespected

A dancer disrespected me bigly, which is not something that should be done to a respectable citizen like me. This incident occurred 4 years ago, but I have been too angry to tell the tale before. Only now…

jackslashElite Reviewer7 yrs ago 51

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What can a stripper do to make you feel like a man?

Q. What can a stripper do to make you feel like a man? A. Your laundry.

jackslashElite Reviewer7 yrs ago 8

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Are strippers job creators?

Q Are strippers job creators? A Yes. They’re responsible for boob jobs and blow jobs.

jackslashElite Reviewer7 yrs ago 1 4

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The Bra Toss

As soon as I walked into the club, a hot blonde dancer I hadn't seen in months grabbed me and greeted me effusively. I did not mind at all. We sat at a table near the stage and…

jackslashElite Reviewer7 yrs ago 16

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Have you ever figured out what a stripper wants?

Q Have you ever figured out what a stripper wants? A Yes. But then she changed her mind.

jackslashElite Reviewer7 yrs ago 6

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Why can't a stripper find men who are sensitive, caring and attractive?

Q. Why can't a stripper find men who are sensitive, caring and attractive? A They already have boyfriends.

jackslashElite Reviewer7 yrs ago 5

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Two rappers fatally shot outside west Houston strip club

Is it a crime to shoot rappers? https://www.houstonchronicle.com/news/houston-texas/houston/article/Two-men-found-dead-in-car-in-west-Houston-13424248.php

jackslashElite Reviewer7 yrs ago 3 13

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What is a stripper's best pole trick?

Q. What is a stripper's best pole trick? A. Swallowing it.

jackslashElite Reviewer7 yrs ago 6

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People Are Threatening to Report Sex Workers to the IRS in #ThotAudit

Douchebags online are threatening to report sex workers to IRS. This will drive our favorite strippers, models and party girls off social media. I have known some strippers who underreport their income (or don't report it at all). However,…

jackslashElite Reviewer7 yrs ago 1 26

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A strip tease: Army tells recruiters to stay away from erotic dance clubs

You can die in Afghanistan but you can't party in strip clubs. https://www.armytimes.com/off-duty/military-culture/2018/11/27/a-strip-tease-army-tells-recruiters-to-stay-away-from-erotic-dance-clubs/

jackslashElite Reviewer7 yrs ago 5

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Why do little girls whine?

Q Why do little girls whine? A They're practicing to be strippers.

jackslashElite Reviewer7 yrs ago 1

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An Oklahoma town wanted a strip club with sex and drugs gone. It spent $1.4 mill

I would pay $1.4 million to get rid of the state of Oklahoma. https://www.tulsaworld.com/news/state/an-oklahoma-town-wanted-a-strip-club-with-sex-and/article_a8603e47-5a89-5e8e-a1cf-f7bbfc68b1db.html

jackslashElite Reviewer7 yrs ago 10

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When does a stripper consider a man well-hung?

Q When does a stripper consider a man well-hung? A When she can't slip her finger in between his neck and the noose.

jackslashElite Reviewer7 yrs ago 3 11

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The orangutan sex slave forced to work at a BROTHEL: Perverts paid $3 to sleep w

This is carrying monkey business too far. https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6430317/The-orangutan-sex-slave-forced-work-BROTHEL.html

jackslashElite Reviewer7 yrs ago 2 16
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