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jackslash

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What's the worst thing about having sex at a stripper's home?

Q. What's the worst thing about having sex at a stripper's home? A. Waiting in the line that stretches around the block.

jackslashElite Reviewer7 yrs ago 1 2

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Rate this dance

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iGQ5D3Gj1Lo

jackslashElite Reviewer7 yrs ago 9

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Why did the stripper slap Santa Claus?

Q. Why did the stripper slap Santa Claus? A. She heard him call her a "Ho" three times.

jackslashElite Reviewer7 yrs ago 2 3

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Steve Martin's Christmas Wish

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T_88eTrUPHI

jackslashElite Reviewer7 yrs ago 1

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What does your ATF say after having sex with you?

Q. What does your ATF say after having sex with you? A. "Next!"

jackslashElite Reviewer7 yrs ago 2 15

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Why are strip club customers like savings accounts?

Q. Why are strip club customers like savings accounts? A. Without a lot of money they don't generate much interest.

jackslashElite Reviewer7 yrs ago 3

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Why is a stripper like your big toe?

Q. Why is a stripper like your big toe? A. They're both easy to bang on the coffee table.

jackslashElite Reviewer7 yrs ago 1 2

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Hundreds of Foxy Lady employees out of work after city board shuts strip club do

The loss of jobs is something the do-gooders never think about when they shut down strip clubs. A group of Detroit ministers have been campaigning against strip clubs for years. But the city's economy will only suffer…

jackslashElite Reviewer7 yrs ago 3 14

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Why is it a blessing to wake up in bed next to a stripper?

Q . Why is it a blessing to wake up in bed next to a stripper? A. Because the crazy bitch didn't kill you in your sleep.

jackslashElite Reviewer7 yrs ago 6

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City Official: Strip Club the Site of Prostitution Arrests Should Be Commended

We need more city officials like this. https://newbostonpost.com/around-new-england/city-official-strip-club-the-site-of-prostitution-arrests-should-be-commended-for-38-years-of-doing-such-a-good-job/

jackslashElite Reviewer7 yrs ago 1 18

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Why are strippers like blunts?

Q. Why are strippers like blunts? A. They get passed around until they're all used up and then they get thrown away.

jackslashElite Reviewer7 yrs ago 21

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If a stripper invites me to her house, should I come inside?

Q. If a stripper invites me to her house, should I come inside? A. No. Come on her face or tits.

jackslashElite Reviewer7 yrs ago 2

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This stripper used to like me, but now she won't even dance for me anymore. Wha

Q . This stripper used to like me, but now she won't even dance for me anymore. What happened? A. She recovered her eyesight.

jackslashElite Reviewer7 yrs ago 1 4

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Newly released text messages show how married sixth-grade teacher, 27, lured her

The teacher is pretty hot. Where was she went I was 13? https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6505605/Newly-released-text-messages-sixth-grade-teacher-lured-13-year-old-student-sex.html

jackslashElite Reviewer7 yrs ago 1 11

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Why are strippers like guns?

Q . Why are strippers like guns? A. If you keep one around long enough, you're going to want to shoot it.

jackslashElite Reviewer7 yrs ago 3

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Why is calculus like sex with a stripper?

Q. Why is calculus like sex with a stripper? A. You don't get either one.

jackslashElite Reviewer7 yrs ago 7

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Why do strip club customers like big tits and a tight pussy?

Q. Why do strip club customers like big tits and a tight pussy? A. Because they have big mouths and small dicks.

jackslashElite Reviewer7 yrs ago 5 7

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What does a stripper have in common with KFC?

Q. What does a stripper have in common with KFC? A. When you're done with the breasts and thighs, all you have left is a greasy box to put your bone in.

jackslashElite Reviewer7 yrs ago 2 6

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Exotic dangers

I noticed this typo in a story about a Providence strip club: "...alleging that the Foxy Lady wasn’t paying its exotic dangers in line with federal and state law." Sometimes there is truth in typos. Here's the story: The Foxy Lady strip…

jackslashElite Reviewer7 yrs ago 1 3

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Why is a Detroit stripper like the Detroit Lions?

Q. Why is a Detroit stripper like the Detroit Lions? A. They both suck for 4 quarters.

jackslashElite Reviewer7 yrs ago 1 9

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What do strippers have in common with the Liberty Bell?

Q . What do strippers have in common with the Liberty Bell? A. A crack problem.

jackslashElite Reviewer7 yrs ago 2 2

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Epstein sex abuse victims press judge for decision on tossing lenient plea deal

Epstein, a well-connected billionaire, received a sweetheart deal after sexually abusing hundreds of minors. Meanwhile, ordinary citizens spend years in jail for much less horrible behavior. https://www.miamiherald.com/news/local/article222912360.html?wpisrc=nl_daily202&wpmm=1

jackslashElite Reviewer7 yrs ago 2 1

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Epstein sex abuse victims press judge for decision on tossing lenient plea deal

Epstein, a well-connected billionaire, received a sweetheart deal after sexually abusing hundreds of minors. Meanwhile, ordinary citizens spend years in jail for much less horrible behavior. https://www.miamiherald.com/news/local/article222912360.html?wpisrc=nl_daily202&wpmm=1

jackslashElite Reviewer7 yrs ago 1

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WHAT IS LOUISIANA'S 'BABY STRIPPER' LAW? STORMY DANIELS LEADS GROUP OF SEX WORKE

"Opponents of sex work have often used allegations of human trafficking to clamp down on the industry. But city authorities in Baton Rouge have been unable to demonstrate that human trafficking is occurring in strip clubs as they attempt to…

jackslashElite Reviewer7 yrs ago 3

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Strip-club worker reports possible theft of $900 — including 400 $1 bills

I have heard so many dancer stories about their cash being stolen by other dancers. https://www.pjstar.com/news/20181210/strip-club-worker-reports-possible-theft-of-900---including-400-1-bills

jackslashElite Reviewer7 yrs ago 3 1
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