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Q. What's the worst thing about having sex at a stripper's home? A. Waiting in the line that stretches around the block.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iGQ5D3Gj1Lo
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Q. Why did the stripper slap Santa Claus? A. She heard him call her a "Ho" three times.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T_88eTrUPHI
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Q. What does your ATF say after having sex with you? A. "Next!"
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Q. Why are strip club customers like savings accounts? A. Without a lot of money they don't generate much interest.
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Q. Why is a stripper like your big toe? A. They're both easy to bang on the coffee table.
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The loss of jobs is something the do-gooders never think about when they shut down strip clubs. A group of Detroit ministers have been campaigning against strip clubs for years. But the city's economy will only suffer…
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Q . Why is it a blessing to wake up in bed next to a stripper? A. Because the crazy bitch didn't kill you in your sleep.
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We need more city officials like this. https://newbostonpost.com/around-new-england/city-official-strip-club-the-site-of-prostitution-arrests-should-be-commended-for-38-years-of-doing-such-a-good-job/
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Q. Why are strippers like blunts? A. They get passed around until they're all used up and then they get thrown away.
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Q. If a stripper invites me to her house, should I come inside? A. No. Come on her face or tits.
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Q . This stripper used to like me, but now she won't even dance for me anymore. What happened? A. She recovered her eyesight.
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The teacher is pretty hot. Where was she went I was 13? https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6505605/Newly-released-text-messages-sixth-grade-teacher-lured-13-year-old-student-sex.html
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Q . Why are strippers like guns? A. If you keep one around long enough, you're going to want to shoot it.
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Q. Why is calculus like sex with a stripper? A. You don't get either one.
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Q. Why do strip club customers like big tits and a tight pussy? A. Because they have big mouths and small dicks.
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Q. What does a stripper have in common with KFC? A. When you're done with the breasts and thighs, all you have left is a greasy box to put your bone in.
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I noticed this typo in a story about a Providence strip club: "...alleging that the Foxy Lady wasn’t paying its exotic dangers in line with federal and state law." Sometimes there is truth in typos. Here's the story: The Foxy Lady strip…
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Q. Why is a Detroit stripper like the Detroit Lions? A. They both suck for 4 quarters.
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Q . What do strippers have in common with the Liberty Bell? A. A crack problem.
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Epstein, a well-connected billionaire, received a sweetheart deal after sexually abusing hundreds of minors. Meanwhile, ordinary citizens spend years in jail for much less horrible behavior. https://www.miamiherald.com/news/local/article222912360.html?wpisrc=nl_daily202&wpmm=1
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Epstein, a well-connected billionaire, received a sweetheart deal after sexually abusing hundreds of minors. Meanwhile, ordinary citizens spend years in jail for much less horrible behavior. https://www.miamiherald.com/news/local/article222912360.html?wpisrc=nl_daily202&wpmm=1
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"Opponents of sex work have often used allegations of human trafficking to clamp down on the industry. But city authorities in Baton Rouge have been unable to demonstrate that human trafficking is occurring in strip clubs as they attempt to…
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I have heard so many dancer stories about their cash being stolen by other dancers. https://www.pjstar.com/news/20181210/strip-club-worker-reports-possible-theft-of-900---including-400-1-bills
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