Q. Why do strippers like lightning more than their boyfriends? A. They know they're unlikely to get struck by lightning.
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last commentDamn, I was close. My guess was that lightning never strikes twice.
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Lightning never strikes twice would also be a good punch line.
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^ in the same place ;)
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She's more likely to get disrespected or hit by a trick
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