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Why do strippers like lightning more than their boyfriends?

jackslash
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Detroit strip clubs

7 yrs ago · 1 min read

Q. Why do strippers like lightning more than their boyfriends?

A. They know they're unlikely to get struck by lightning.

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flagooner

Damn, I was close. My guess was that lightning never strikes twice.

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jackslash

Lightning never strikes twice would also be a good punch line.

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twentyfive

^ in the same place ;)

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