What is an Amish stripper's best dance move?

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jackslash
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Q. What is an Amish stripper's best dance move?

A. She takes off her apron.

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Cashman1234
6 years ago
Lol! What about her pole work? When she carries logs for the fireplace?
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ATACdawg
6 years ago
Sorry to disagree, but this is the best Amish girl's move!!! ;-)

https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?v…
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eyeofodin
6 years ago
In all seriousness, if you ever get invited to a stripper Amish barn party -- GO, it's an experience you will never forget and a story you can tell your friends about for years to come. One was a lot of fun and one not so much--- boozes seems to be the determining factor - too much and it gets ugly fast. The booze filled ones are wild, but stay by the door and be ready to make a quick exit when the fighting starts, the elders show up, sheriff rolls up, or they just decide that even though you have been invited by one of theirs -- you are still English and they are drunk up and looking for a fight. Or all four events happen with in a couple of minutes of each other -- either run like hell or get behind the sheriff's truck.
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txtittyfag
6 years ago
What motivates a lyin thievin whore stripper to post under a fake troll shit truck driver a cowboy n a dozen other male aliases?
I reckon most of the comments above peg how her real life is n also thars them lice in her puss messin with her self esteem.
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