What is an Amish stripper's best dance move?

Lol! What about her pole work? When she carries logs for the fireplace?

Sorry to disagree, but this is the best Amish girl's move!!! ;-)

In all seriousness, if you ever get invited to a stripper Amish barn party -- GO, it's an experience you will never forget and a story you can tell your friends about for years to come. One was a lot of fun and one not so much--- boozes seems to be the determining factor - too much and it gets ugly fast. The booze filled ones are wild, but stay by the door and be ready to make a quick exit when the fighting starts, the elders show up, sheriff rolls up, or they just decide that even though you have been invited by one of theirs -- you are still English and they are drunk up and looking for a fight. Or all four events happen with in a couple of minutes of each other -- either run like hell or get behind the sheriff's truck.

What motivates a lyin thievin whore stripper to post under a fake troll shit truck driver a cowboy n a dozen other male aliases? I reckon most of the comments above peg how her real life is n also thars them lice in her puss messin with her self esteem.