Posts by jackslash

Yes, this is another tired story about whether strippers are independent contractors or employees. But you have to give the New York Post some props for its headline (although not as good as their classic "Headless body found in…

"Amongst Michigan’s strip clubs, it was The Coliseum in Detroit that won best on the list. Located on 11300 East 8 Mile Rd." http://detroit.suntimes.com/det-entertainment/7/77/125602/detroit-strip-club-named-best-michigan This is one of Alan Markovitz's clubs, but I prefer his Penthouse and Flight Club. Is it…

There is some controversy in Philadelphia, where a mayoral candidate appears to be announcing his candidacy outside a strip club. A sign with a scantily clad woman appears in the background on the right. http://www.newsworks.org/index.php/local/item/78726--there-may-or-may-not-be-a-8th-or-9th-dem-mayoral-candidate- My first thought was:…

"Sapp made a cell phone recording of one of the women giving him oral sex. He showed that video to police." Warren is a sap! http://www.sportsgrid.com/nfl/cops-warren-sapp-paid-strippers-600-for-sex-leading-to-altercation-and-arrest/

http://www.golocalprov.com/lifestyle/new-ranking-providence-has-the-best-strip-clubs-in-southern-new-england Since I've never been to any of these clubs, I invite others to comment on the accuracy of these rankings.

A pet shop owner sees a middle-aged man wandering around the store, looking at birds and rabbits and puppies. The owner approaches the man and asks if today is a special occasion. The man says, "Yes. It's my 30th…

A son came home and asked his father for advice: "I don't know what to do Dad. I really like my new girlfriend Tina, but I don't like her line of work" The father said, "What does she do?" The…

http://www.bnd.com/2015/02/16/3664289/ferguson-woman-gets-4-years-for.html Four years for a non-violent offense involving adults. The woman had no clout. Meanwhile, billionaire Jeffrey Epstein, who set up set parties with underaged girls for prominent men, served 13 months of an 18 month sentence. http://nypost.com/2011/02/25/billionaire-jeffrey-epstein-im-a-sex-offender-not-a-predator/

http://www.thrillist.com/drink/nation/how-to-piss-off-a-stripper-thrillist-nation?vc=4014 I've done some of these things, like fall asleep.

http://blogs.miaminewtimes.com/riptide/2015/02/tony_bosch_spent_mlbs_money_on_luxury_hotels_strip_clubs_and_had_his_lawyer.php

For fans of Arrested Development: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u1alISOTGfE

A Detroit strip club is scheduled for demolition. RIP. http://www.detroitnews.com/story/business/2015/02/11/ex-strip-club-demolished/23231223/