Posts by jackslash

http://fox59.com/2015/03/08/impd-links-kidnapping-case-to-local-drug-dealing/ It's great to have a stripper in the family.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ug_rhVcbEZQ

A Croydon strip club has upped the stakes by offering Pippa Middleton £250,000 to strut her stuff on the pole . http://www.swlondoner.co.uk/heres-300000-g-string-pippa-croydon-strip-club-issue-final-cash-offer-kate-middletons-sister/

http://www.gastongazette.com/spotlight/man-pleads-guilty-to-federal-fraud-1.446560 Staz used the money to pay for alcohol, strippers, jewelry, a Mercedes-Benz and a luxury home with a “lavish three-tiered pool, a cascading waterfall, wet bar and dining area" At least he didn't waste the money.

http://minnesota.cbslocal.com/2015/03/05/st-paul-duo-charged-with-using-fake-cash-at-strip-club/ The pair said they should be able to use fake money to see fake tits.

Strip club altercation leads to fatal shooting http://www.local10.com/news/strip-club-altercation-leads-to-fatal-shooting/31638722

A woman goes to a pet shop and says to the owner, "I want to get my husband a special, out-of-the ordinary pet for his 45th birthday." The owner tells her, "I have this rare Amazon blow frog. It gives…

http://www.wjbf.com/story/28264504/policy-changes-at-schools-after-students-dance-to-song-celebrating-strippers Why would parents of elementary school students object to Usher's innocent lyrics? Shawty, I don’t mind If you dance on a pole That don’t make you a ho Shawty, I don’t mind when you work until three If you’re leaving with me Go make that…

Bacon Good For You, Reports Best Scientist Ever http://www.theonion.com/articles/bacon-good-for-you-reports-best-scientist-ever,3048/

http://larrybrownsports.com/football/aaron-hernandez-shot-friend-fight-strip-club-bill/256435 Don't argue with Aaron Hernandez over your bar bill at Tootsie's.

You would think their age would keep them out. http://www.azcentral.com/story/inside-12/2015/02/26/12-news-darnell-dockett-no-strip-clubs-to-kids/24047161/

I'm glad to see that the New York Times has started to cover serious stories: http://www.nytimes.com/2015/02/26/style/strippers-go-undercover-on-snapchat.html