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If getting a bj while taking a shit on the shitter is called a blowkin. Then what do you call getting a bj while shitting in the bath tub?
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The other day I went to Arbys for lunch. When I walked in there was only one person in front of me in line. From the time I walked in the door until I got my food was about 25…
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Looks like everyone shit their pants at once on here...
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Have you ever hotboxed squirrel before
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Why is trollin fun?
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A dancer told me anal sex
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What is the difference between a saltine and a lesbian? One is a snack cracker and the other is a crack snacker
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Do you like glasses on dancers. I like a busty brunette with sexy liberarian glasses...
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Have you ever been camping and had beer for breakfast?
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What gets you going in the am?
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You may want to be careful where you go with that outfit on. I heard some ranchers there have velcro mittens.: )
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What phrazes do you hear that sound funny?
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What is the nastiest food you have ever tried? Mine is scrapple
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What if her water broke while you were daty? What is that called? Lol
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I'm at a neighborhood sports bar right now enjoying a great burger and fries and a couple of cold ones. Two hot blondes probably late 20s walked in and started with a couple cold ones. Two guys in their 60s…
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The rest of the story... Juice is in one corner surrounded by hot dancers and a table full of vegetables and Mc D wrappers. He is preachin the gospel and lining up otc... LDK is in another corner with hot dancers crawling…
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Alutard is sitting in a club one day and a dancer approaches him and starts to sit down. As she is sitting down she says "I just wanted to walk over here and offer to fuck your brains out". She…
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Mommy! Mommy! Altard keeps threatning me! Tell him to stop or I can't stop sucking my thumb and masterbating...
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What is the tallest dancer you ever saw in a club? I saw a 6'2 wo heels blonde once. I used to know a giy that was 6'7" that had a sister taller than him. She was 7'1"
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Would you rather fuck a girl that I'd way too fat or way too skinny?
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Did you hear about the busty blonde dancer that ran across the club? She got knocked out by the bouncers
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I have a cousin that weighs about 400 lb and his wife weighs about the same. How do they fuck?
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Where is the craziest place you ever got some crazy vip like action? Walmart dressing room? The roof of the empire state building? While horseback riding? At the zoo? In a jackoffbox bathroom? In a car in a busy parking lot?
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There have been some really funny threads and flame wars on here. Some threads seem to take off in a completely different direction than intended adding to the entertainment. Which thread or threads did you get the most entertainment out
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An earlier thread today was asking the average age of the tusclers. Did any of the ages anyone claimed surprise you?
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