Reviews by CtDan

Peek a Boos is getting better, which is long overdue. I guess the same guy owns the club down the street, which doesn't surprise me because - overall - some of the worst bartenders I have…

During the recession, this club went through a rough patch as they raised prices and got their asses handed to them by their competition. They tried changing their name, but in the end the…

For whatever reason, I never really got into the vibe here. Before I could get to the door, I was approached by a zombie within the 30 foot walk from my car to the…

As I walked in, the bouncer bounded towards me from twenty feet away to ask for a five dollar cover. I was facing an oval-type bar (where a bartender would be enclosed if there were one).…

Now called "Scores," this bar has gone through a very moderate renovation. The outside has been painted, and the inside has been slightly remodeled. What used to be the lap dance area has…

The Fifth Alarm remains the same in terms of layout. The quality of the women varies. On this Friday afternoon at 5pm, there were a couple of overweight black dancers, a small latin…

I haven't been here in a while. After visiting today, I'm happy that I haven't been here in a while. I walked in, the bouncer waved the through. So, apparently there is no cover…

Heads up on Bishops Corner. Last Sunday morning (after midnight on Saturday), there was a fatal shooting outside of Bishops. According to the news, a fight started inside the bar. Two people fled in…

Georges remains consistent. Relatively safe parking across the street. No issues inside. No lap dances or otherwise. Pretty much a neighborhood bar that happens to have two or three Spanish girls dancing in…

Mr. Happy's has been renovated. The layout is pretty much the same, but the interior has gone through a major upgrade. This seems to have brought in more talent dancer wise, but the service continues…

The Mardi Gras II is on kind of a commercial strip in East Windsor. Up the hill from Cracker Barrel and a couple of hotels. As I started to hang out, I began to like…

I believe Sweethearts is taking the low road in a tough economy. They are very close to a remarkable club that is busy almost all the time. Instead of following that business model;…

There is a cover, but the drinks are reasonable. As you enter, there is a bouncer and a lap dance area directly behind the bouncer station (on the right). Keep moving forward and…

Georges has been around for years. It is a standard, no lap dance, club. Park across the street. More often than not, there is a someone there to watch your car for a couple…

Stopped in Bishops on a Sunday afternoon. The bar had about an equal ratio of dancers and patrons. Most of the girls were latin (no surprise). Beers are not bad ($4-ish), no cover.…

First of all, the parking lot keeps getting worse. It is now a big pot hole. So be alert. The girls here are there for the lappers. They are full contact, brush the…

I was pretty disappointed with the Kitchen (at least the booze section). I found the girls to be below average in looks and the attention that my friends and I were receiving from them…

Sweethearts is hit or miss. Usually miss. In general, as of late, there are a half-dozen dancers who are aggressive for $30 lap dances that leave you unfulfilled in all respects. As this bar…

This is the old Kahoots. Nothing else has changed. You walk in. In the evenings, there is an attendant who charges a $5 cover. His/her job is also to keep an eye on…

This is a good place to go if you are looking for a simple strip joint. There is not much beyond a slightly amped up table dance going on in the lap dance room;…

Mr Happys is going through renovations to the building - which is good. If they follow through with renovations to the staff (both bar and dancer) that would be good also. Hopefully that will happen,…

Kahoots has a new name, but the name escapes me. The club has not changed much. Fairly lame lap dances with average looking dancers. Drinks are cheap, and laps are $20. You enter…

This club is going down hill. The lap dance areas are now more private, but seem to be under the watchful eye of cameras. The quality of dancer is getting lower, and I was offered…

The Magic Lantern is in the middle of nowhere, but isn't that hard to find. It is three or four miles off the Mass Pike (UMass Amherst exit). I stopped in on a weeknight at…

I walked in around 7pm, and was greeted with a $5 cover charge and a pass through a metal detector. Chunky six was giving a chair dance to a patron in the raised area. Another…