I walked in around 7pm, and...

I walked in around 7pm, and was greeted with a $5 cover charge and a pass through a metal detector.

Chunky six was giving a chair dance to a patron in the raised area. Another chunky six was giving a private show to a guy in the corner. Both of these girls were firmly engaged with the guys they were dancing for. Another dancer stayed in her chair. She was younger, whiter, and much better looking than the average 5th Alarm dancer. She had two patrons all over her like flies.

That left two dancers; one Dominican that looked like a possible six from a distance but became a four as she strutted her stuff. Unattractive enough that I hoped she would stay away. She was replaced on stage by a fat black dancer. Overall, a pretty ugly group of women who showed little concern about mingling once they had found a mark.