Reviews by CtDan
Submit a ReviewHollywood Cabaret
1104 Queen St
Southington, CT 06489
Desolate shell of what a strip joint used to be
Walked in because I had some time to waste. I went to the bar and sat down hoping to order a beer. Which took too long, but I finally got a drink.
Some half-drunk…
1 commentslast: 3 yrs ago(flunkee)
Aug 5, 2022, 11:15 AM
5th Alarm Lounge
775 Worthington St
Springfield, MA 01105
Brutal bar way past it's hey day.
I visited the Fifth Alarm twice over the past week. Once during the day, and once at night. Mostly for the fond memories of this club, which I started visiting in the mid-1980s.…
2 commentslast: 6 yrs ago(CtDan)
Dec 27, 2019, 7:40 AM
Lamplighter II
187 SW Cutoff
Worcester, MA 01604
Hideous by any measure
I walked in on a Thursday evening around 6pm. There was a very weird vibe in the club; very uncomfortable - for a reason I still cannot put my finger upon.
I walked in through…
1 commentslast: 6 yrs ago(funtimepete)
Dec 27, 2019, 7:13 AM
Mr. Happy's Cafe
103 Homer St
Waterbury, CT 06704
Simple diversion. Nothing spectacular, nothing bad.
I walked into this familiar club, that I have now visited for 35 years. I don't think the interior has changed one bit over that time. Although, it has recently had some minor…
Dec 18, 2019, 2:33 PM
Mardi Gras 2
37 North Rd
East Windsor, CT 06088
Not my favorite place by any stretch
I visit MG2 because it is the closest club to my home. It's not my least favorite club of all time, but close.
The bartenders are, for the most part, inattentive. The dancers, for…
1 commentslast: 6 yrs ago(stopsign907)
Dec 18, 2019, 1:44 PM
Crystal Blue Cafe
1565 Main St
Willimantic, CT 06226
At the end, only one dancer. Ugh.
I had not been to this bar since it was renamed Crystal Blue. After reading what I felt was a pretty positive review here on TUSCL in which some dancer went to town on…
Aug 25, 2019, 6:13 PM
Mardi Gras 2
37 North Rd
East Windsor, CT 06088
Bad Mood Bouncer
MG2 layout is pretty straightforward. You enter through a set of doors to find another set of doors. Through that second door is a bouncer, to whom you give an ID and $5.…
Aug 19, 2019, 1:06 PM
Mr. Happy's Cafe
103 Homer St
Waterbury, CT 06704
Left after ten minutes thankfully
I stopped by Mr Happy's after making an investigatory run to a bar right around the corner that was simply awful. There were no models hanging out at the bar that is named "Models…
1 commentslast: 6 yrs ago(CtDan)
Aug 5, 2019, 9:03 AM
Electric Blue Cafe
62 Merrow Rd
Tolland, CT 06084
Nowhere near as good as it once way
I keep going back to EB, in hopes it might somehow/somewhat return to it's former glory. Sadly, that's not happening. Back when EB was like chicken soup for the strip joint soul, I visited…
Jul 29, 2019, 4:49 AM
Hurricane Betty's
350 Southbridge St
Worcester, MA 01608
Empty Club. Overbearing Bouncer. No thanks.
As I drove up to Hurricane Betty's I remembered that the last time I was here, a few years ago, I didn't like it. I wasn't sure why, but I remember embedding this club…
1 commentslast: 6 yrs ago(Mrstache14)
Jun 19, 2019, 9:43 PM
Magic Lantern
399 Wilbraham St
Palmer, MA 01069
They simply don't care
This is an old building that has been a strip joint for decades. My read on the business is "they don't care and they don't have to." I say this because the two…
Apr 28, 2019, 7:57 AM
Electric Blue Cafe
62 Merrow Rd
Tolland, CT 06084
Tough Sunday at EB
The quality of talent was superb on a Sunday afternoon. There were a half dozen really good looking young, thin, South American chicas as well as another half dozen good looking, curvy, Brazilian MILFs.…
1 commentslast: 7 yrs ago(knight_errant)
Dec 12, 2018, 5:44 PM
Mr. Happy's Cafe
103 Homer St
Waterbury, CT 06704
The only hot dancer was spoken for
I walked in on a Friday afternoon, and was greeted by a moderately friendly bartender who served up a brew (thank you).
There were three dancers. One brunette who looked like she had been dancing…
Nov 27, 2018, 3:41 PM
Electric Blue Cafe
62 Merrow Rd
Tolland, CT 06084
Below average for the Blue
The rating for this club is on the decline, and that is understandable. Fifteen years ago this was "the place" to go, having easily taken over as a club to go for a relatively…
2 commentslast: 7 yrs ago(dv0564)
Nov 12, 2018, 1:17 PM
Mardi Gras 2
37 North Rd
East Windsor, CT 06088
Staff laughing about busting guys in the private room
Mardi Gras II is a very low key place, where most people just hang out. There are usually a half dozen strippers, and most are getting drunk with patrons (oftentimes favorites). This can…
1 commentslast: 7 yrs ago(hoarker)
Oct 27, 2018, 9:47 AM
Wild Zebra Gentlemen's Club
245 Allens Ave
Providence, RI 02905
Same club from years ago
I had visited this strip joint ten years ago, and it doesn't seem to have changed. It takes two minutes for your eyes to adjust to a very dimly lit club.
To the left of…
1 commentslast: 7 yrs ago(vajmon)
Oct 24, 2018, 5:44 PM
Lamplighter II
187 SW Cutoff
Worcester, MA 01604
Closed at 12:30, then lackluster upon return
I arrived at 12:30 on a Tuesday afternoon, based upon the premise of the giant sign in front announcing to the world the the Lamplighter II opens at noon. I was greeted by a…
1 commentslast: 7 yrs ago(loper)
Oct 18, 2018, 10:15 PM
Centerfolds
229 SW Cutoff
Worcester, MA 01604
Really aggressive time in the back
After finding the door locked at 12:30 at the place down the street that opens at noon, I drove down to Centerfolds. Once my eyes adjusted upon entry, a relatively busy strip joint became…
Oct 18, 2018, 8:42 PM
Mickey's Gentlemen's Lounge
46 Carpenter Street
Cumberland, RI 02864
Had a great time during my first visit to Mickey's
After reading about this club, I finally took a drive to check it out. I arrived in the late afternoon, and found the nondescript bar in the middle of a residential neighborhood in Cumberland.
I…
2 commentslast: 7 yrs ago(OldWhiteGuy)
Aug 22, 2018, 8:39 PM
Crystal Blue Cafe
1565 Main St
Willimantic, CT 06226
The definition of lethargy
I'm not going back to Ultra Violet. There is simply no reason. It is a ridiculous strip joint. As a matter of fact, it is ridiculous to classify it as a strip joint. Based upon…
Aug 22, 2018, 8:39 PM
Crystal Blue Cafe
1565 Main St
Willimantic, CT 06226
Nobody on stage. One dancer working. Another hiding.
Visited Ultra Violet around 6pm on a Thursday evening. It looked kind of closed from the outside, but it was, in fact, open. As I entered through the doorway, I was disappointed to see…
Jul 13, 2018, 12:39 PM
Mardi Gras 2
37 North Rd
East Windsor, CT 06088
Busy But Lethargic
I was in the area on a Thursday night and decided to stop by. I was shocked by the number of cars in the parking lot, and again by the number of patrons in the…
Feb 18, 2018, 11:07 PM
Electric Blue Cafe
62 Merrow Rd
Tolland, CT 06084
Dancer Tried To Take Advantage Of Confusing Price Structure
Lately, it is always a crap shoot regarding the cover and lap dance entrance fee at EB. Sometimes there is a cover, sometimes not. Sometimes it is $10, sometimes it is $20 to the…
Feb 18, 2018, 11:05 PM
Mr. Happy's Cafe
103 Homer St
Waterbury, CT 06704
Dancer thought she was a perfect ten
I walked into Mr Happys, and was greeted with an unusual afternoon cover charge. Followed by an attentive bartender who brought me my beer.
I met a fairly attractive dancer, who agreed to a LD. Off…
Jan 15, 2018, 6:45 AM












