The Magic Lantern is in the...

The Magic Lantern is in the middle of nowhere, but isn't that hard to find. It is three or four miles off the Mass Pike (UMass Amherst exit).

I stopped in on a weeknight at about 7pm. The bartender/owner's girlfriend was inattentive at best. Nobody was cooking - although there is a menu which looked reasonably good. There were about eight dancers working, but there were ten to fifteen minute periods where nobody was on stage. All were above average, a couple you could call eights. So, it is a pretty loose operation that doesn't seem to really value to customer; at times I felt like leaving to go to somewhere I could get a drink and watch a naked chick on stage like a strip joint.

Jena took a liking to my wallet and latched on for some drinks and a pair of lap dances, which were mild. The lap dance room has three couches, so you are grinding with your soul mate while another pair are grinding away to your right or opposite you. No privacy at all.