Reviews

The Showbar is affiliated with the other Springfield clubs. There is a similar cover ($5), and drink prices are also around $5 (for a beer). This is obviously a former bar that was…

I hope today was not indicative of the direction the Electric Blue is going. I walked in, paid the $5 cover, and sat down at the bar. The usual gaze of a dozen dancers was…

The first words out of my mouth once I have entered Mexico as are always the same, and are always directed at a cab driver. "Ad- el- lee- tah.....five dollares?" This phrase is…

The best strip joint I have been to. Ever. I walked across the border from San Ysidro to Tijuana at midnight. Hopped a $5 cab to the Zona Norte and walked into Hong Kong.…

Why do I stop by here? I ask this every time I stop in. The answer is that it is convenient; I visit Southington twice a month on Friday mornings and am heading…

Could it get any worse? Yes, it can. This place just continues its' slide. Unfortunately for me, I continue to stop in every month or so because I am in the neighborhood…

I am really starting to like this club. I walked in on a Friday afternoon, and sat at the bar. Within a couple of minutes a dancer sat next to me and went…

As I read a prior review, I like the "one-beer hourglass" strategy here; where a poster stated that if after one beer nothing has tickled his fancy, he leaves. That's a great rule - especially at…

I'm not a big fan of the Mardi Gras II, I therefore only visit once or twice a year (despite that it is arguably the closest strip joint to my home). Here's what I've found.…

For the life of me, I can't figure it out...but I never feel comfortable here. I just cannot put my finger on it (no pun intended). I walked in, paid a cover to a very…

Apparently, if it is slow early in the evening at Scores, the dancers leave. So, if it was slow earlier than when you arrive, there are only a few (generally lesser quality) women. I found this out…

This place really depends on the dancer(s). I've have literally been going to the Fifth Alarm (on and off) for 25 years! It has always been the biggest dive strip joint in Springfield,…