During the recession, this club went...

During the recession, this club went through a rough patch as they raised prices and got their asses handed to them by their competition. They tried changing their name, but in the end the few dancers that remained were ruthless on the few patrons that remained so things got slower and slower.

Most patrons (including me) had given up. Until recently, when I caught wind of 3-for-30 lap dances at Sweethearts.

I walked in and there was no cover! There was a sign at the door that said "Lap Dances - Three for $30," Wow! I have found Sasquatch, I thought. As I walked into the Men's Room I saw another sign touting the lap dance special. Yes, today is a good day!