As I walked in, the bouncer...

As I walked in, the bouncer bounded towards me from twenty feet away to ask for a five dollar cover.

I was facing an oval-type bar (where a bartender would be enclosed if there were one). To the right of that bar is a stage (where a dancer would be if there were one). Behind the bar is the VIP area. There was nobody behind the bar. There was nobody on stage. So, I sat down, and waited. After a little while a drop-dead gorgeous blonde bartender appeared from I don't know where and promptly ignored me. She was talking with another patron, who was hammered. So, I continued to wait. After a little while the drop-dead gorgeous blonde asked if I would like a drink. I asked for a Budweiser and she disappeared for a bit. I eventually saw her talking with the drunk guy (my beer in hand) as I waited.

Eventually she came over and gave me my beer and took my money. I figured she was a genie because there is nowhere for her to really go, but she somehow literally kept vanishing. Eventually, I saw her again holding my change while she talked with the drunk guy again. There were still no strippers to be found; it was probably ten or fifteen minutes that I had been in the bar. Finally, Dream-of-Genie gave me my change and I noticed she had some sort of accent - which made her even hotter. I would rate her a solid 9-1/2 on looks.