Reviews

I have generally enjoyed the Fifth Alarm over the span of three decades. Thirty years ago, it was a great divey strip joint, and over the past ten or twenty years it has been a…

According to a dancer friend, Showbar got closed down in the Summer. It was supposed to reopen in October.

Then, it was supposed to reopen in November.

I stopped by in December, and it was closed.

I stopped…

I went to Anthonys after finding Springfield to be listless at all three clubs in town. Upon entry, the bouncer declined to charge a cover, which was different from other visits. I soon found out…

I stopped in EB on a weekday afternoon, and paid the normal $5 cover. As I approached the bar, I was ignored by the bartender for a little bit until served my beer - which…

I entered Mr Happy's on a weekday evening and was greeted with a demand for a seven dollar door charge. Whatever. The bartender was reasonably quick in getting my beer, but that should be the…

There was nothing compelling about MGII during my last visit. I sat at the bar, was attended to fairly quickly by an above average looking bartender. I was quickly approached by a dancer, who snuggled…

I entered Centerfolds on a Monday evening to be greeted with a sign that there was a "Special Event" $10 cover charge that evening. I inquired as to why to the bouncer, who explained…

Five or six months ago, I grabbed a fairly cute girl, but nothing special (maybe a seven...mayyybeee...more like a six, maybe) and took for for a couple of lap dances. She upsold me to…

I visit La Zona Norte about four times a year. During my first couple of visits, I rarely left the confines of the two biggest and most popular bars in the area. Over…

I visited Anthony's for the first time in a couple of years on a weeknight evening. Parking is simple and safe, there was a modest cover at the door.

Upon entry, I looked around and…

I had a crappy time here on a Monday night. There were probably 15 dancers, a few of whom were very attractive. And, they had a crowd - so kudos to the Hollywood…

I like Bar Tropical a lot. It is affiliated with Hong Kong, but features a much more relaxed and laid-back atmosphere. I spent five days in TJ in September, and hit Tropical at…