Reviews

Kahoots has a new name, but the name escapes me. The club has not changed much. Fairly lame lap dances with average looking dancers. Drinks are cheap, and laps are $20. You enter…

This club is going down hill. The lap dance areas are now more private, but seem to be under the watchful eye of cameras. The quality of dancer is getting lower, and I was offered…

The Magic Lantern is in the middle of nowhere, but isn't that hard to find. It is three or four miles off the Mass Pike (UMass Amherst exit). I stopped in on a weeknight at…

I walked in around 7pm, and was greeted with a $5 cover charge and a pass through a metal detector. Chunky six was giving a chair dance to a patron in the raised area. Another…

Lace is open. That is the good news. The bad news is that there isn't a good looking dancer on premises. There was a brutally fat dancer on stage, and she was the only…

The Fifth Alarm has all new rules, just like most other clubs (commonly owned) in Springfield. The heat must be on, because lappers are now bouncer-monitored air dances. Due to this new puritanical approach to…

Kahoots is on a well traveled route in Vernon. Kind of the main drag. You park in a large lot that is shared with a sex toy shop. Upon entry you pay…

Make sure you come well stocked with money - the girls are pros who are exceptional at what they do (extracting more than you expect from your wallet). With that said, once through the security check,…

Pleasant Moments remains consistent. Although in what appears to be a bad neighborhood, it is pretty much non-residential - so it feels safe. Note the bullet holes in the steel awning; that might…

This club opens at 4pm every day. I arrived around 6pm. The door was locked, but I was buzzed in. After a cover and a pat down, I believe I went through…

I visited Bishops on a weekday afternoon for a cheap beer and to see how the club is doing. There were a dozen dancers. Ten of which all fit the same mold; 30-40…

There is nothing spectacular about Peek a Boos, unless you enjoy close to non-contact $25 lap dances. I walked in around 3pm on a weekday afternoon. There was a completely fucked up dancer…