This place really depends on the...

This place really depends on the dancer(s). I've have literally been going to the Fifth Alarm (on and off) for 25 years! It has always been the biggest dive strip joint in Springfield, so get over it. When in Rome.... When in the biggest dive.... don't expect the prettiest dancers.

The Fifth Alarm is now owned by the same group that owns all of the joints in town. It is there low-end club, and I think they treat it as such. There "A Team" isn't there in any regard - not the management, not the dancers, not the bouncers (the head guy seems more into porking the help then anything else).

The weekends can be really nuts, and the club hires off-duty PD as security. So be advised. Sunday - Wednesday I prefer, because (nicely put) I don't like to hang out in strip joints with a couple of uniformed cops patrolling around. I get it, but I still don't like it. I don't want to be grinding and grabbing away at some dancer and have a cop decide to see what's up. I don't want to have even one beer under the watchful eye of PD and then drive away in my vehicle.