Reviews by Book Guy

Warning to the buds at TUSCL. Although I've recently reviewed this club, I thought it prudent to mention something else for everyone's benefit: there probably have been changes at Passions since that last review...

Still has exactly what is reported as available, I can confirm. It's a rather loud, grinding, annoying place, with bad ventilation, no "bar" to speak of (just a counter where they have canned cokes...

The tale of the seventeen dollar drink. Yes, $17. I drop in here, time to time, because the line-up of girls is generally young, skinny, unenhanced looking -- these are the visual body types...

Back up again, in my estimation. I drop by every now and again -- was insulted by the house mom who called me a 'regular' so I guess I'm there often enough to get...

Interesting place. Some very hot women, and a lot of young-adult couples and groups attending as customers. But the contact is limited. The back room (not the extremely expensive "private" room, just the lapper-room)...

Got in for a Sunday afternoon on a recent weekend trip to Houston. Very very very few girls were working, though I did find two who would fill the bill by providing the type...

Another bad experience at Visions. As a girl walked the bar and got to my position, she decided she needed to move my stuff out from in front of me for her to dance...

Surprised myself by visiting this dive-of-a-club, a classic New Orleans joint. The mannequin's legs swinging in and out of the front window, have been since about 1976. The set-up is cruddy, with rickety chairs...

Had a decent time here recently. It's still VERY smoky, but I guess if you're willing to brave the oxygen-free zones then you'll probably enjoy yourself. Lappers available for $20 per song in the...

Recently remodeled, means that there is a nice dark corner on the downstairs floor for privates. I have experienced decent contact and now it's nice that you don't have to take a "full half...

This place is starting to lose some of its appeal for me. Whereas it was initially a "high class" place, in which many of the details were carefully taken care of even if there...

Got myself into this place a few more times since my latest review. Still the same story. The cubicles are definitely high-mileage, and with the right girl you can get whatever you want,...

Another below-average experience here (and I note that the respondents who disagree have only ever reviewed one ... ahem ... exactly ONE club in their entire membership history) recently. I drop in from time...

Costs a bit more, and it's worth it! I've had private experiences with Penelope, Alena, and Carmen, and they all know how to be personable in just the right way. The mixed drinks generally...

I'm a little concerned over recent developments here. I'm going to lower my rating a little bit. Though many of the girls are fairly to extremely hot -- 6s, 7s, 8s, 9s only --...

Went back to Scores a few times recently, enjoyed it as much as before. They're already having a few problems with the layout -- not enough lap dance space downstairs, too much high-end space...

Visions is where the locals go in New Orleans. You'll have to drive well out of downtown (probably a $20 cab ride?) to the intersection of Downman Road and Chef Menteur Highway (aka Gentilly...

OK, I took the risk and visited Passions. I had a good time. It wasn't really a risk at all. I was there on a weekday from 10:30 pm to 1 am, roughly. It's...

I was the one who submitted the info to add this club to the database, so I guess I'll be the first to review it, as well. This review concerns the overall fixtures, arrangements,...

The girls are still the hottest among the French Quarter clubs here at Barely Legal. The lappers are still rather tame by national standards -- I don't think you'll find any girl who's willing...

There are a lot of clubs right along Bourbon, and this is one of the weaker ones. They have black dudes wearing red-and-black country-western outfits working as waiters and doormen, I found that offputting....

This is among New Orleans's better clubs, perhaps number two to Barely Legal. The girls here are very hot, and the amenities and the service make Penthouse among the decent clubs to go to...

Had some DREADFUL experiences at Visions lately. I'm dropping them out of my pantheon of recommended New Orleans clubs. Not sure what's going on. Seems that the scammers and hustlers are congregating here, whereas...

Well, I had a better time here than at Barely Legal recently, but that's not saying much. I wouldn't go to any of the Bourbon Street clubs except that I can so easily get...