The Hustler clubs in New Orleans...

The Hustler clubs in New Orleans claim to offer a certain niche of girls, so go to the one that fits your personal style. Deja Vu is a "honky tonk" down-home feel. Hustler prime (Larry Flynt's Hustler Club) provides the typical strip club experience, with lots of giant fake tits, and a very raucous party atmosphere. Li'l Darlins provides trampy and thenic appearance -- they aren't very clear on the specifics and they don't always remain consistent to their theme. And Barely Legal (Larry Flynt's Barely Legal) offers girls who appear younger. This is good for me, because I prefer small women, lithe and girlish, and I HATE fake breasts, so basically Barely Legal is more likely to have women whom I would think of as hot. In fact, most of the hottest girls whom I met at other clubs (including Penthouse and other non-Hustler clubs) passed through my eyeshot when I was in Barely Legal. I like the opportunity to find a higher percentage of my own personal preferences in one club, so Barely Legal gets high marks from me. The upstairs private rooms -- which are no more expensive than at other clubs in the Quarter, but the French Quarter is an expensive and low-contact prospect in general -- have idiotic themes like Little Mermaid and Winnie the Poo. Whatever. The upstairs dances aren't (in my experience) high on extras, but they were high on "traditional" contact and the girls were very good at giving a type of dance that makes you very horny, not just grind grind grind. Beware, some girls deny you the right to touch their breasts (strategically placed elbows and knees) so check them out by taking them for a downstairs one-dance ($30, no entry fee). Barely Legal is smack in the middle of newer clubs like Stiletto's, Bewitched, Li'l Darlins, a sports bar with strippers across the street, so they have some kind of incentive to get you in the door. I found that they weren't determined to demand a cover charge like Hustler and Deja Vu down the street at the "entrance" to Bourbon Street closer to Canal Street, so try out asking if they can waive the entry fee for you. Saturday night it's unlikely; but Wednesday afternoon they gave me free passage. I liked the staff and bartenders, had the opportunity to chat with a girl who was on her first night of naked dancing and help her learn the ropes about different types of clubs, making money as opposed to making friends, lots of big Uncle stuff that made me feel ... well ... old and dirty, just like I like it! Barely Legal gets highest marks from me for all New Orleans clubs, though Visions (outside the French Quarter out East) has better women, and Penthouse (Iberville at Bourbon) can compete.