This is the most enjoyable of...

This is the most enjoyable of all the French Quarter clubs, for me. It's low-key and nicely relaxed, but the prices are astronomical compared to the rest of the country. If you're in New Orleans for any extended stay, you owe it to yourself to figure out how to get out of the FQ and down to Visions (look it up here at TUSCL), which is the only club in town more on par with the average national offerings. New Orleans' strip clubs mostly suffer from the fact that non-knowledgeable customers who have traveled to NOLa for a "crazy" time will use this one occasion as an experiment. This means that dancers are more free to bilk suckers here, than in most other locations, precisely BECAUSE the town is known for its vice trade. Strangely, NOLa and (to a lesser extent) Vegas, two places famous for down-and-dirty adult offerings, are actually rather cleaned up and sterile, in so far as straight adult entertainment goes, precisely because it is almost a mainstream offering in each of those cities. Travelers expecting "sin city" in NOLa will be disappointed.

I do prefer Barely Legal because of the girl niche that it tries to occupy. Every time I've been there, they've managed to provide young and lithe women, all natural (or visually seemingly so), as their niche is for women who look "barely legal." I prefer this style of visual appearance, so I prefer to attend Barely Legal if I'm going to blow French-Quarter prices for a strip-clubbing experience. I very much am amazed at Jade's body -- she is all-natural in a curvaceous way that has not yet ballooned out or sagged (as will likely happen to her soon), like the Ally Sin porn starlet. And the other girls I've met there, including a Baltimore gal named Desiree, have similarly desirable bodies. Desiree idiotically claimed that she finds the FQ clubs "wide open" compared to Bal'mo' where, she said, things are "much more controlled." Don't lie, girlie, I've read TUSCL. :)