Treasures Houston
5647 Westheimer Rd Houston, TX 77056

I traipsed through Treasures a few...

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Mar 10, 2006, 11:09 PM
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I traipsed through Treasures a few times on a recent weekend monger's trip to Houston. Once to determine if my theory, as purpoted on the Gold Cup page, was correct, that the hotties had all migrated there from Treasures. Indeed they had. The line-up was so abysmal I just abandoned the sunk cost of my (exorbitant) cover fee and went on to some other club, can't even remember which. I had been at Gold Cup and had noticed that the hotties there were all women I recognized from my former Treasures night a month earlier. After getting done with my investigations of Gold Cup, I just had to test the theory, and indeed it did turn out to be true that Treasures seemed somehow bereft of most of its talent. Lots of taller, stockier women, plenty of silicone (installed as much to make comparatively less of waist and ass on an unfortunately flabby frame, as to make more of a thin frame; not attractive). I didn't really stay much to partake of Treasures, except to see that indeed it is still crowded on weekends. It would have been a serious hustle to try to score a seat in the back for legit. private behavior, or even to get a chair at all. Parking is a drag, here, too; especially since they're fixing the lot. But even aside from that, there's the valet hustle, though I don't like letting strangers drive my rental cars. So it's not an ideal set up. They need at LEAST to make sure that the valet morons speak sufficient English to be able to communicate the complicated idea that you CAN park yourself here, NOT there, etc. They just go "gooffzzeooofooo FIVE DOLLARS" intermittently until all you understand is "They will fleece me no matter where I park, might as well pay them and get it over with." Of course, then they start begging for tip on top of that. Not conducive to an enjoyable evening unless you're free to let them drive and park it for the money. But the girls are still grope-able and friendly, and they'll stand around with you and let you spend money on them, of course. So, take yer buddy there if he's never been to a strip club, it's like the McDonald's of stripping. You don't get what you pay for, and you do pay a lot, but you can at least say you some some titties.

 

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