This is probably (and unfortunately) the...

This is probably (and unfortunately) the best club in New Orleans. But that's not saying much.

Visions is definitely better than the French Quarter "clean" clubs, and although there are very few (or no!) "extra" services available at Visions, it's so much nicer than the one or two "dirty" clubs in the FQ that I have to rate Visions at the top anyway.

Visions is nice and clean, generally charges a cover that is equivalent to one beer, and with that you get your first beer free. It is set up with two long horse-shoe-shaped gangway bars, along which all girls dance after they're done on stage (which is just the top-end of the bars). You are essentially REQUIRED to tip every girl $1 when she comes by on bar-top. This is mildly annoying -- a recording periodically states the rules, "you must be drinking and you must be tipping." In fact, I'd probably spend more money on girlie tips if they DIDN'T enforce it, because I'd be willing to pony up fivers to the girls whom I thought were hottest; instead, each girl gets my obligatory One-er and NO MORE, since I've got to spend on the hotties and the skanks both.