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I stopped at the McD's drive thru for an ice tea and the girl taking my money was young and rather cute. She greeted me with "Hello Darlin'" Not so strange. Lots of waitresses say that. But then she…
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Neither did I. I don't watch gay porn.
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Despite a claim in an earlier thread today - you can't break your penis. Most primates have a penis bone (baculum) but humans do NOT have a penis bone. Y'all Southern Baptists believe that God took a rib…
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Screech turned out to be the bad boy of the "Saved by the Bell" cast. But did you know Zack was a boy Nazi? http://www.boyactors.org.uk/actors/1021.jpg "Highway to Heaven" circa 1986
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If you had to give up a body part what would you choose? Think only in relationship to strip clubs. (this is TUSCL not Oprah) A. Hands B. Tongue C. Eyes D. Your winky-dink What would you refuse to give up?
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I was in Chicago this morning and saw a weird reddish orange sun. The weather guys on the radio said it was from smoke from forest fires in Saskatchewan, Canada. I thought it was a sign of the apocolypse.…
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Odd, off-topic question. This has been on my mind for a very long time. In Steinbeck's "Of Mice and Men" what's the meaning of the "gloved Vaseline hand". I read the book long ago and kind of assumed…
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Ever wonder why it's called Belmont Park when it's located in Elmont, NY?
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Has anyone tried this hot trend to fund their hobby? www.gofundme.com
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Kylie Jenner - youngest daughter of Caitlyn Jenner - is banging some rapper named Tyga. He's 25 and she's 17. The age of consent in California is 18 and it's also illegal if one party is under 18…
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The new C-string bikini invades Europe's beaches http://z94.com/the-c-string-bikini-is-ushering-in-a-new-age-of-swimwear-picsvid/
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Or is it rule of sausage fingers? Is there a general guideline what to offer for OTC if one knows the going rate in the area for backpage girls? Same? Two times? Three times?
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Red hair on a woman. You either love it or hate. Seems there's no in between. One could say "I prefer dark haired women" But I never hear anyone say "I refuse to dance with a blonde" I don't…
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Old man walks into a brothel. Says to the Madam, "I want a woman." Madam looks shocked: "Mister, how old are you?" "One hundred and two." "I think you've had it." "Really? Well, who do I pay?"
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Domestic violence among NFL players has become disturbingly common, but this (now former) Atlanta Falcon layer took it a different direction. If beating wives, girlfriends, and kids wasn't enough - this thug kicked his girlfriend's dog to death.…
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About 35 years ago I walked into a bar in Red Lodge, Montana and a live band was playing a cover of "Long Train Running" by the Doobies. Before that night, I never gave the song a second listen.…
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I know y'all in Atlanta are used to getting handjobs out on the main floor at Follies - but baseball is America's Pastime. Baseball, hot dogs and apple pie So please.....keep your hands to yourself. http://youtu.be/QjxBSIRlBdY
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This is off topic - so feel free to skip. But this is brilliant. By now, I'm sure you've heard about the massive automobile recall due to allegedly defective air bags. Industry analysts project the cost of the recall…
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Yesterday President Obama became the first U.S. president to get a Twitter account. So, when he's bored and stoned, does that mean we're finally going to get some answers to some burning questions? Like.. What really happened at Roswell? Is Tupac really…
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Dave Letterman is retiring this week after more than 30 years on the air. And I'm going to finally let you in on a dirty little secret. HE'S NOT FUNNY! I know, for people of my generation to…
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Best age for your DS?
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No thank you No gracias Nein danke Non merci https://www.tuscl.net/club.php?ID=1137
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General thoughts on Jennifer Lopez? She's 45 but rockin' a pretty hot figure on the new BodyLab TV spots. Wish all 40-something Strippers looked as good.
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As a follow up to the thread on all women wanting larger men, I'm often confused by the Facebook postings of a dancer I know. About 85 percent of her posts are about her lying, cheating baby daddy.…
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Baby elephants are 250 pounds at birth making them biggest babies on earth -- right behind Tom Brady
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