Comments by ArtCollege (page 5)

Portland reviews will never be the same. I found him amusing, and usually someone would pipe up to the insulted reviewer and explain that being accused of writing a club ad was a rite of passage. If it were up to me, I'd let him in.

Odd post. Tommy's has been closed for a couple of years. But it was ultra high mileage.

review is consistent with my experience at the club.

the review is pretty consistent with my experience, though I paid 100 for 3 dances a couple of months ago.

Yeah, if it were in Portland I'd be broke. But if it were in Portland, it would probably not be as good.

Vegas cab drivers are paid by the clubs where they drop off customers. So your cab driver took you to a place with a high payout.

Great review Mr. J

Drew makes good point: all of your credit card and ATM transactions leave a trail. If you have an SO, could be dangerous. Or an ex asking for more child support. Or someone running against you for mayor or whatever. So you with SOs, start paying for stuff with cash. Tell her you tip waiters in cash to make sure the restaurant doesn't skim some of it. That's a bullshit line, but explains why you always have cash. And when you get a couple of hundred from an ATM, stick a couple of 20s somewhere safe. You don't want her to see that you pulled $300 out of an ATM and have only 13 left the next day.

Great review Mr. J. I want to try it again, but it's almost half way to Idaho, and the payment system sucks.

My experience is sitting at the rack is the easiest/fastest way to connect with a dancer. Maybe get some booms in your face, then suggest a private dance with the right one. I think it would be a waste of time to just sit back at a table and wait for a visit.

coherent enough for me to know what's on the table--and what the table smells like. What else is there to know?

Mapping: only seems to work with geo-location on, which I routinely leave off for privacy purposes. I don't see a way to look at a city's list and see the clubs on a map. Very useful, especially when I'm visiting a city I don't know well. Founder, thanks for your work on the new site.

This review consistent with my experience at the club.

"Didn’t seem like touching was allowed, so i didn’t. " I suggest gently trying. No dancer will be upset if you try. Accept her decision. But at 205, touching is quite common.

better clubs in Gresham. That's the sad truth about the west side.

Quinn, nice review except even mighty PLs benefit from a little proof reading. Lab gas area?

Thanks for not giving in; that helps us all. And even if the money isn't a big deal, it's a real buzz kill when a dancer tries to rip you off.

will, is your theory that we can use code language that we understand but that the police are too stupid to figure out?

As a general rule, putting a name next to an illegal act is not good. But in Portland, not a big deal. Here I think you report murders by filling out a form online; do not expect a visit from an actual cop unless the blood is running into an environmentally-sensitive zone.

Scanner systems have the capability to retain data. Given that capability, don't be surprised is people are using it. However, some states have scanner data protection laws. Oregon's is pretty good, for example. If the customer is not returning merchandise or using a credit card or writing a check, then scanner can be used to authenticate the ID but not store information. Check out your state law at https://idscan.net/id-scanning-laws/

This review matches my experience at the club.

Gee, used to be $20 per dance. But inflation, I guess. The open room for lap dances has a big downside and also a nice upside. Downside is it limits ability for junior to jump out of pants. But given that, it's kind of nice to see the other girls. So one girl will back into me and rub her booty on my lap, while I look over her shoulder at the other girls deciding who will be next. Not perfect set up, but it has its advantages.

Booze is good in general, and especially for those who want it. For the rest of us, it will probably help. Guys who want to go out and drink will have an option with naked girls, probably boosting attendance, making it easier for girls to make money. As for those who think that companies never cut prices or fees, tell me why gasoline prices sometimes come down? Why Coca Cola is on sale at the grocery store? Why Walmart keeps its prices so low? The downside is with policing. In Seattle and Portland, police don't have the resources to deal with theft and minor assaults, much less prostitution. Needs to be a lot of blood to get their attention. But the liquor control people do have the resources to snoop for prostitution. I think that's why high mileage is a lot easier to find in Seattle than Portland.

Seattle has plenty of white girls and a few joints with ultra high mileage. Portland has white girls (except for the tatoos) but hard for a visitor to find ultra high mileage Boise has white girls, but mileage like a 53 Chevy up on blocks, engine rusted, trannie missing, and out of gas.

Hmmm. I'm with rocket. Has anyone else been here? Mr. J, my friend, maybe scrub is -- once in a while -- right.