Reviews

So I'm coming up the J-Pike from Delaware, and I'm actually ahead of schedule, so of course I need to do something stupid that will guarantee I hit the NY suburbs right at rush hour.…

I swear, it's still 1965 in here. Beautiful girls, all of them ice princesses; mean looking and everpresent bouncers, and a no-contact policy that assumes that anything inside three feet is too much like…

Hadn't been here in about a year, but stopped in on the rebound from a truly mediocre experience at the Lamplighter II. Mario's is amazingly consistent. Full of really gorgeous girls, even at…

I stopped by on impulse late Saturday afternoon ... gotta start controlling these impulses. First of all, I wouldn't even consider getting out of my car here after dark. Very iffy neighborhood, for…

It's probably a bad sign when one goes into a strip club and more eyes are on the TV than on the stage. OK, it was Red Sox-Wankees, but the Sox were getting their…

What a strange place! First of all, it's in a strip mall, but there's literally no sign for the club. It doesn't open until 8:00, and until it does, there's no indication that…

As the cab dropped me off, I remember thinking, "I must be nuts." But I was visiting San Diego, and figured that I couldn't leave without checking out a legend. The news has…

It had been several years since I'd been here. Somehow, getting off the highway and crossing the North Hartford desert of auto dealers and porn shops never inspired. But the club is actually…

Thinking that perhaps I wasn't fair to C2k in an earlier review, I returned at a busier time on a Saturday night. I've decided that my focus (on girls) was misplaced. This club…

Not a bad night at Mario's, but I've had better -- there seemed to be fewer dancers on than usual (but a mob of waitresses and massage girls, any or all of whom ought to…

I've been here a couple of times a month since my last review about a year ago. It's a tough place to sum up: experiences here can range from fantastic on down -- sometimes…

Having suffered a dull hour up the road at Centerfolds, I was looking for a better time at Mario's, and wasn't disappointed. It was a good night: lots of talent around. I had…