Reviews by marhenhuh

This was the first time I'd been back at Mario's since the renovation. Others have described the new deep and dark LD booths, which are very comfortable and fairly private, but lack the simple…

Stopped by early on a Friday evening, mostly because I was hungry and figured that a little eye candy with my sandwich wouldn't be a bad appetizer or dessert. One of the remarkable things…

I hadn't been back to Blue in many months, and the last time I was here, one of my regular dance partners warned of a crackdown by management on some of the shenanigans that --…

Unexpectedly, unbelievably, I left the Rio Casino with a packet of cash I hadn't gone in with. (That ultimate no-win game roulette, no less.) Feeling like I needed to celebrate by donating a portion…

Firemeteor clears up something I noticed: time was when I'd sit at the stage and girls would come over, flirt, make me feel welcome, offer LDs, etc. The last couple of visits: none of…

Back to the Blue after a hiatus of about three months. Relatively low attendance for a Saturday night (holiday weekend?), which translated to lots of attention. But one always gets a lot of…

Interesting place, in a strip mall just off I-95. Lots of parking; looks like it would be reasonably well-lit and safe at night. Inside is clean & fairly upscale. Lots of space;…

I think I once vowed never to come back here, but I'm an idiot, with even more idiotic friends who thought this would be fun. Way too much cellulite, bad tats, and saggy tits…

This club has been on the downward slope for a long time, and I've mostly stayed away. A combination of scams and obnoxiousness inside, plus decreasing safety outside, hasn't encouraged me to visit.…

There has been a suggestion, a couple of months back, that due to outside pressures EB was cracking down on some of the more outrageous hijinks that were rumored to have gone on. If…

Back here after an absence of several months. I'd read of the new attention to the rules, and agree with the previous poster that everything seems back to normal. Notwithstanding someone's upset spouse,…

So I'm coming up the J-Pike from Delaware, and I'm actually ahead of schedule, so of course I need to do something stupid that will guarantee I hit the NY suburbs right at rush hour.…

I swear, it's still 1965 in here. Beautiful girls, all of them ice princesses; mean looking and everpresent bouncers, and a no-contact policy that assumes that anything inside three feet is too much like…

Hadn't been here in about a year, but stopped in on the rebound from a truly mediocre experience at the Lamplighter II. Mario's is amazingly consistent. Full of really gorgeous girls, even at…

I stopped by on impulse late Saturday afternoon ... gotta start controlling these impulses. First of all, I wouldn't even consider getting out of my car here after dark. Very iffy neighborhood, for…

It's probably a bad sign when one goes into a strip club and more eyes are on the TV than on the stage. OK, it was Red Sox-Wankees, but the Sox were getting their…

What a strange place! First of all, it's in a strip mall, but there's literally no sign for the club. It doesn't open until 8:00, and until it does, there's no indication that…

As the cab dropped me off, I remember thinking, "I must be nuts." But I was visiting San Diego, and figured that I couldn't leave without checking out a legend. The news has…

It had been several years since I'd been here. Somehow, getting off the highway and crossing the North Hartford desert of auto dealers and porn shops never inspired. But the club is actually…

Thinking that perhaps I wasn't fair to C2k in an earlier review, I returned at a busier time on a Saturday night. I've decided that my focus (on girls) was misplaced. This club…

Not a bad night at Mario's, but I've had better -- there seemed to be fewer dancers on than usual (but a mob of waitresses and massage girls, any or all of whom ought to…

I've been here a couple of times a month since my last review about a year ago. It's a tough place to sum up: experiences here can range from fantastic on down -- sometimes…

Having suffered a dull hour up the road at Centerfolds, I was looking for a better time at Mario's, and wasn't disappointed. It was a good night: lots of talent around. I had…

Visited for the first time late on a Saturday afternoon. Club is large, but even when sparsely attended, seems crowded because of the large number of chairs and tables crammed around the walkway/stage.…

Visited on a recent weeknight; my first time here. Not a large club; high ceiling and paint job makes one think a little bit of a garage with a stage in the middle.…