Hadn't been here for a while,...

Hadn't been here for a while, but stopped by on a Wednesday night. Very slow, noted some of the girls, who outnumbered the customers for a while. On the other hand, I was there with a full wallet which I would have gladly lightened with several of the young ladies who chose to make themselves inaccessible behind a row of tables along the wall. I admit to being one of many strip club enthusiasts still sufficiently shy so that I'm unlikely to interrupt a group of girls conversing together to ask one for a p.d. Probably left over from those seventh grade mixers when all the girls danced together and all the boys stood around wishing we had the nerve to cut in. But I digress... Anyway, approach me and ask me if I'd like a dance, and if you're anything remotely approaching my type, you're likely to sell me one. Or more. The lack of, for want of a better word, sell from some of the girls was a bit of a surprise, given that my usual experience here has been fairly steady l.d. marketing.

As it was, nearly everyone in the club was at least remotely my type, and there were some real knockouts. I got dances from three, the most outstanding in every way being from a gorgeous brunette named Monique.

One turnoff worth mentioning: I noticed one of the stage dancers had a tampax visible. In 20 years of clubbing, I'd never seen this before. I hope I never do again. C'mon, honey, just leave the g-string on!