Comments by elvis2 (page 2)

I thank all of you Veterans.

About 20 years ago,one hot summer afternoon, I was in Tampa with not much to do. Mons Venus came to mind, and decided to make a visit. I was sitting on the right side of the stage, [as viewed from the front of the building],talking to a dancer, when 3 masked men entered the front door, with weapons in hand. My heart skipped a beat. As most of you know, there are no windows in Mons to escape, and nothing to hide under.Thought I was going to die in that titty-bar.Well, my training as a reserve deputy sheriff kicked in.At least I could get a good description of the men with guns, so if I survived, they could be caught. They were all tall, dressed alike, black shoes,black ski masks,one had on a black nylon jacket just like mine at home. Then it hit me. The nylon jacket was identical to the one issued to me by the Sheriif's office I worked part time here in Florida, and the polished shoes confirmed these were really cops. Well, I thought, we were being raided. I was wrong. The girl at the door stopped the music, walked up to them, said "WHAT DO YOU WANT, MIKE?". She recognized the first guy, even with the mask on. Cop said they were looking for Mercedes, a dancer, real name Sharon Poledancer [or whatever the name was]. After checking the ID's of all the dancers, the cops left, she was not there.Later, the girl at the door said the Fed's were looking for this girl big time, had been there before asking for her,but not with guns. She said she recognized one of the masked cops by his voice, and shape of his head. He had worked vice in Tampa for years, and was well known,even with a mask on.For a few moments I sure thought I was going to die that afternoon.

Ten years ago,at age 47, I had colorectal cancer,found after a colonoscopy. That probably saved my life.It took a major surgery, and 6 months of chemo to cure me.I now have the test done on a regular basis, and you are correct. Other than the laxative the night before, nothing to it. Fellas, get it done. The dancers want us big spenders around for a long time.

She does have that happen,after ten, said she starts moving them back to the original arm, one at a time,and counts them.

I did not say you had to pay what she said, the count is for her use only, it is not the final word. This is the way SHE kept HER count.Most customers never know that she does it.

Yes, it has amazed me at times. I have had dancers remember me for a year or two between visits,or maybe I met them at one club, and 6 months later they will be at another.They will come up and call me by name, and I will have a blank look on my face.Can not recall our meeting previously. Then they strip , and I will remember their boobs [maybe].When I have asked the girls about their good memory skills, they always say 'that is my job, to remember guys who spend money'.Next thing they say is " Wanna dance" ?

I have noticed some dancers nose and clit have similar characteristics/wide nose, wide clit/angular nose, protruding clit/ small nose,hidden clit, etc. And yes, as I grow older, spend more and more time on clit work.It sure pays off.

My all around favorite in L.V. has always been 'OLYMPIC GARDEN'.'LITTLE DARLINGS' is a fairly close second. "CHEETAH'S" mileage is hard to beat, but can be a scary place.Take out service is available in probably all the joints.Stay away from "GLITTER GULCH", ROB's. Be advised, take ONLY the money you intend to spend at that club. What happens in Vegas, gets paid for in Vegas.

A dancer once described her dances as "the illusion of sex'.Sounded right to me.

The Fat Lady. She sings.

Leaving tomorrow, September 1, to visit Vegas.Go about twice a year,and have visited several clubs.My all around favorite is OLYMPIC GARDEN, with CHEETAH'S being just as good usually, but not quite as nice inside.Both will put a smile on your face.There are higher class joints which may or may not be to your liking, but most of these are just more money, I have found.Do not let taxi suggest place, they get paid for each passenger they deliver to club, and the cover charge is usually more.

After all that explanation, offer your 'free' services as teacher and coach, with unlimited practice time.

I was in a club in Jacksonville about 6 years ago, and this sweet,young dancer came up to me and said "I NEVER KNEW WHAT YOU WOULD ORDER TO DRINK".I asked what was she talking about.She said she used to waitress in a bar-b-q joint I eat in,and I always ordered the same meal, but a different drink every time.That was true. Then I recognized her,remembered she was a true lesbian, but it gets worse. I also remembered I knew her dad,and used to see her when she was about ten or twelve years old.Now the dilemna. To dance,or not to dance,that is the question.She needed the money, I needed the dance.My big head could only see the young girl I remembered, but the little head saw a twenty one year old stripper.Needless to say, she convinced me,[an easy job] and we did some business together.

Double barrel 12 gauge,pistol grip .410 shot-gun, 9mm semi pistol,40 caliber semi-auto hand gun, .38 snub-nose,32/20 Winchester rifle,.357 revolver.

I have often wondered the same thing as it relates to our driving motor vehicles.Many of us spend a great amount of time driving.If we continue using the same type car as we have now, will we develop "traits" that help us to operate these cars. Maybe smaller body frames, shorter arms,curved fingers to fit the steering wheel,ability to move eyes independently of each other,[ to watch ahead and in mirror at same time ], and becoming accustomed to the fast speed we drive,are some of the things we might adapt our bodies to.

D.B. COOPER ? JON BURROWS ? DEEP THROAT ?

FORGIVE,but never forget

When the doors are open,and you have money in your pocket.

Could be saying 20 dollar dances in a effort to make that the price. Making everyone believe that is the correct price.