Posts by zipman68

We had a nice discussion about ATM recently. I have to admit I disagree with tumblingdude's comment about cuts with cleaning one's member in between. Good ATM should have no cuts between removing the penis from the anus and putting…

Did you ever notice how some old white dudes are all into using stupid hood lingo like "shizzle"? WTF is up with that? They think they are major dudes but they are actually JIVE TURKEYS!! I think we should all post…

Any of my twisted brethren offer a prayer to Odin when you club on hump day? I certainly do!

Monsieur Bullwinkle gots me ta thankin' 'bout those little thangs that make certain clubs special. And not in the "rides the short bus" kind of way. You may not be able to describe the "je ne sais quoi" you perceive…

Let's all try to be positive and talk 'bout the coolest amongst us. None o' the dipshit hall o' fame (not dissin' those who started that shizzle...just tryin' to bring some positivity!). Rules...no self nominations. Self nominatin' be douche-a-rific. Don't…

In the spirit of prolonging 4/20 let's talk some crazy shizzle...what superheroines would you most like to see stripping? Number 1 for me is Power Girl. Those titties be the bomb. A 500 megaton bomb. Fuck, they're the Motherfucking Tsar Bomba!…

I'm using a super secret Dick Nixon decoder ring naming scheme to call out our least favorite turd in the punchbowl. This way only the geniuses amongst us will be able to suss out the person to whom I'm referring... I…

Like ol' Dalex-dude, I think I need a short sabbatical. But not from all o' y'all. Most o' you folks be solid citizens. But we have one major turd in the punch bowl here. Specifically, there be a crazy dude…

The groovy names on the previous post 'bout the StripperHerder blog got me thinking... What are the worst possible stripper names vs those that are just kind of stupid. Here are my thoughts -- sort into horrible vs stupid and…

I just received an insightful PM regarding a potential extension of our discussion yesterday about supra-luminal neutrinos. If you remember, my TUSCL men of letters, I made an assertion regarding the existence of a remarkable construct I called G-string theory,…

Every few days to a week or so somebody posts starts some thread 'bout folks they have on ignore. You know what everybody should do? Post their ignore list. But do it in CODE!!! There is nothin' funnier than a…

Alas, our bud Juiceman (pbuh) is posting less and less. But it is hard to find somebody to step up and help fill the void in our lives. Juice brings so much to us...bizarre non sequiturs, stories 'bout KFC &…