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11 years ago
The 1972 Rotterdam version of Dark Star. Never heard it in a club but that would be super coo-el. Actually, any version of Dark Star would work...some are more than an hour. Fuck yeah!
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11 years ago
Carl95dude... Lunch lady gloves on a stripper so she can give you the SLOPPY JOE!!! Fuck yeah!
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11 years ago
I can see Mr. Juice now. He'll order a burger with XXXtra mayo that he can smear all over himself. He'll say "babe...I just LDKed all over myself".
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11 years ago
Ya think Hosea's name was actually Hosea Pyle? That would be coo-el...the prophet Hosea Pyle and his adulterous ho wife Gomer. Don't get cooler den dat!
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11 years ago
And da ho's name was Gomer...cool dat. Go marry yosef a ho Mr. Juice. Do ya a world o' good.
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11 years ago
True dat Larry. I really loved the thread Alucard started about lessons of 9/11. One of the replies was that everybody should be armed. 'Cos...I don't friggin' know...maybe the dude who posted that thought lots of armed dudes on the flight would have opened fire and killed them mooslems (sic).
The reality is Aaron Alexis was exactly the type of dude who shouldn't have a gun. He got into a conflict at a construction site and shot out the tires on a car. He also shot his gun toward his ceiling because he conflicted with his upstairs neighbor. Guns in the hands of nutjobs isn't a good idea.
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11 years ago
Right on Monsieur Juice... Testify!!
So...has anybody ever met a stripper named Gomer? That would be frickin' coo-el!! Follow the word o' thy LORD and marry a stripper!
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11 years ago
@crazyjoe... I dig how you were so stoned you posted the same thing multiple time. 420 forever bro!!!
But I stand by my recommendation not to drive all stoned. That be un-coo-el
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11 years ago
Well deogol...I was thinking of referencing Luke 8:30 with respect to brother Juice. But I always feel sorry for the pigs in that story. So I would hate to exorcise the Legion that is Juice if the spirits end up infesting swine.
But more importantly deogol... What is your take on hot redhead girls who take it up the ass? What if the don't do vaginal? I am unequivocally in the PRO camp for hot 18 year old redheads who dig anal, even if they are unwilling to do vaginal. Other votes from my TUSCL bros?
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11 years ago
Well...weed isn't fully legal yet. I think it should be, not because I am pro-weed but because I am pro-freedom and folk should be free to smoke as long as they don't drive stoned or do anything that could hurt others. The cost of keeping weed illegal (both in dollars and ruined lives) is high relative to the damage it causes directly. Personally, I would rather folks smoke than drink...
Molly will be a hard one. As a teen I always thought we should have a one week holiday where we dose the water supply with acid though. As I've aged the idea of EVERYBODY tripping balls all at once seems sillier though.
And remember...DXM is totally legal. And I've tripped pretty hard on that shit.
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11 years ago
Good job you perv!
That chick needs to do porno!
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11 years ago
Juice you crazy fuck...did you just bust a nut watching the redhead teen exorcist? If so I gave one thing to say to you...
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11 years ago
Hmm... And I wouldn't mind gettin' a left-handed HJ from some groovy green-eyed redhead with DD's (natural or magically enhanced...no silly-cone based life forms). Would you mind that bro?
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11 years ago
So...would my pervo bros rather go to club with low quality girls but UHM or a Mons Venus quality club with air dances? Fortunately, Mons isn't total air dances... But still, where is the trade off?
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11 years ago
Alucard my bother...we don't agree on everything, but I bet one thing we agree on is HOT REDHEADS RULE!
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11 years ago
I'd love to exercise my demons by trying to see if the carpet matches the drapes for the redhead. I bet she doesn't shave or wax. I wonder if she is maintaining virginity by bein' open for backdoor business. I bet that asshole is delicious!
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11 years ago
Juice my brother...you could still profit from gettin' yo' demons exercised. Take 'em to the gym, let 'em have a nice steam afterward. It'll do your demons good...
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11 years ago
Écureuil au vin?
Just think of the chicks JuiceyJ could get with écureuil au vin vs the Colonel's XXXtra KRIS-pay.
Would the quality of those chicks be higher or lower if he called it squirrel in wine? I think the girl quality would be higher than KFC for the French pronunciation but worse for squirrel.
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11 years ago
Mikey my man...Juice lives on Earth-Zero and his mojo works there. Everything on this board makes more sense if people in different universes post here. That is why YMMV.
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11 years ago
Dougsta... You should try the system I suggest. Walk up to her and say "yo carrot-top...does the carpet match the drapes or do you shave it all off down there? What say I pay you $XXX and we take a trip to a stall in the men's room?"
Adjust $XXX depending upon how hot she is...I'm classy so I would put my bathroom escapades at a minimum of $250 assuming she's a hottie (maybe a $100 redhead bonus on top of that...redheads be friggin' HAWT). But that is just me.
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11 years ago
And I've noticed that Mons Venus has dropped to 19 overall. Unless dancer quality has dropped (doubtful) I think a top 10 clubs what offers eye candy but no extras dropping to #19 says something...
Alas, I did not drop in at the Mons when I was last in Tampa. No...I drove north hoping for more and had a very generic experience at a place where I just didn't dig any o' the chicks. Next time I'll go for eye candy!
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11 years ago
I'm not sure it is unstated... I think there are web sites that have that as their mission statement.
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11 years ago
Yep...legalize the druggin' and the whorin'. What a wonderful world it would be!
Seriously though...watch it with the drugs. I'm all for treating drugs like a public health problem rather than a criminal justice problem...but don't be operating no motor vehicles while all high (or drunk) my friend ('cept when high on the Mary Jane 'cos that shit helps yo' drivin' /joke)
The whorin'...long as you ain't spreading no fucking diseases it ain't none o' my business. Whore away!!!
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11 years ago
Alas mo'head... Juice just got the game on all of us here. He lives in another dimension. A cooler dimension where walking up to a hot chick on the road carrying a bucket of KFC and asking "yo beyotch...wassup? Ima gonna facefuck ya while ya put one a da Colonel's XXXtra KRIS-pay drumsticks up ya asshole beyotch" doesn't get your face slapped.
No sir...in Juice's dimension girls drop down onto all fours, pull down their knickers, and open their mouths mothahfuckah!
FUCK YEAH!!!!
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11 years ago
We suspect that Juice has the most aliases (though we at least haven't seen the execrable TDHQ for a few days...I'm glad you gave up that character Juicebro 'cos it took arguing with yourself thing WAY too far...). However, it is unlear who has the most DEMONS!
Votes? I know it ain't me 'cos I'm the mothahfuckin' voice o' reason. Always keep things safe and sane I say...
I think the most demon-addled member has a name that Scooby Doo might pronounce "Rexas Ritty Rag". That dude is clearly struggling to accept himself. A straight man playing a gay man to criticize another straight man. But a HOSTILE gay man...'tis a mixed up muddled up shook up world indeed!
Let you inner gay man out ol' Rexas Ritty Rag...you'll fell better!