need help with finding street hookers
First question, is where can I find a prostitute or just an anonymous sex encounter. Also, if you think this is a good idea? i'm 24, and increasingly self-conscious of the fact that i'm a virgin, i declined at least one opportunity in college at a party, and i feel lately having hit a dry streak dating wise, that maybe this would be a good thing for me, just to have some sexual encounter, and get that out of the way, so i can not have to feel like i'm constantly having to catch up to my peers in terms of dating experience and everything else. our society is so sex-obsessed and sometimes i fall into that, i guess. of course, i also try finding dates, making female friends and all of that, but the whole process can be very slow. Sometimes, I also go to bars with the aim of losing my virginity, usually i just end up getting someone's phone number at best and that usually doesn't lead to much.
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last commentStay off the street! Use Backpage, Google their phone # and check for reviews at TER. You should be able to avoid LE that way.
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There's usually at least girl in any bar on a given night who is so drunk that she'll fuck anyone. Find her and... Just ask!
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(Note that the cooler guys will avoid her like the plague, but beggars, OTOH, cannot be choosers.)
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If you found this site, you can find what your looking for on CL, BP, or even tagged.com... Just look, there is no secret way to fuck these hoes.... Just gotta get to looking.
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Drive down the street...duh
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Look, this is a forum about dancers and stripclubs, not street sex.
If you turned down pussy in college, you have deeper issues than just being a virgin.
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Lol
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@pabloantonio LMFAO
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Dude...don't listen to these PLs. Wanna lose yo' virginity? Buy a bucket o' the Colonel's XXXtra KRIS-pay then go to a bus stop. When you see a pretty girl whip yo' schlong out. If she screams back off. Don't want too come on too strong. But if she seems okay with it you should then say "yo beyotch...what say you suck my ding a ling after I put a drumstick up yo' tight little asshole?"
Trust me...you will get LAID!!! Works for me all the time. Plus you get fried chicken.
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Yeah listening to zipperturd will definitely increase your chances of getting laid...NOT!!!
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Another good trick is to walk around speaking Klingonese. For example, look for a pretty girl and say "Suvlu'taHvIS yapbe' HoS neH". You will get LAID 'cos chicks dig Klingon shizzle.
Jus remember, potlhbe’chugh yay qatlh pe’’eghlu’.
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Try a street
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But gator dude...SnackDude needs some game to get what he wants! Plus, cops can arrest you for picking up hookers if you ask 'em for sex in Klingonese. Look it up...it is in the constitution. The second amendment actual confers the right to bear bat'leth.
Klingon warriors are for more formidable than you gun nuts. One o' you cranky ol' gun nuts draw on a Klingon warrior and he's all tugh qoH nachDaj je chevlu'ta' on yo' ass!
Fuck yeah!!!
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Watch COPS
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call an escort service
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Camby23 thanks for sucking
My sock puppet trolls defensive off
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Snack, don't go to a street hooker for your first. She'll eat you up (figuratively). She will rush you and humiliate you. She will have no respect for your virginity. Save your money and get a proper escort.
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LOL
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Lol
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Just go outside and say
ho, ho, hooo.
When a girl says yes?
Bingo!
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Call 555-Dougster for a good time!
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Lol
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lol
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Someone needs to write a System on how to do it.
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Lol ^^
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