I dug this drink called the TOP HAT when I was a university student. We had a plastic top hat and you put everclear and some cheap red fruit punch from a supermarket in the hat. Then you throw some fruit in (ya gots ta be all healthy an shizzle like dat) and we had little plastic monkeys and stuff that we floated in there. Drink enough and it will FUCK YOU UP.
Another option is PLUM WINE. You take vodka and put in plums and sugar. The next day you will have a hangover from hell and shits that can clog the toilet. It is even better if you eat some really hot chile. Maybe some scotch bonnets.
Try it my brothers. I know Juicy J is going to chug plum wine after eating a pound of ultra hot Jalapeños. Tomorrow he'll have a vision induced by that shit...you'll share the experience, won't ya Juicebro?
Maker's Mark for me. Who the hell wants self-induced shits. 45 years ago as an undergrad I'd make Purple Passion - vodka & grape juice. We'd make it by the gallon for beach parties.
But gawkerdude...did ya float plastic monkeys on fruit in yo' PURPLE HAZE? Wait...purple haze is vodka, grape juice, and LSD. That shit is coo-el.
I was going to drop some blotter with a ex and she decided to dissolve it in rum and diet coke with little bits o' lemon and lime in it. Each of us had to drink about two liters of the shit to get high...but brother we got HIGH. Rented Listzomania at the video store. Nothing like Roger Daltrey playing Franz Listz flying a heavenly pipe organ that shoot frickin' lasers.
I had some JW Green a while back that was pretty good. Also had some 18 year old Irish Whisky (Jameson's maybe) at a pub not too long ago. That was outstanding.
In general, Scotch or, since moving to Kentucky, a good Bourbon, like Four Roses or Woodford Reserve.
I like your taste in Bourbon, GMD. I've had the pleasure of going to the Woodford Reserve distillery. Excellent tour and tasting. Beautiful, green hills with Thoroughbreds running around.
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