Totally true story - Believe it of Don't!
zipman68
the speed force!
An aging (45ish) and never that hot stripper was caught doing 65 mph in a 35 mph zone by a cop. She is driving a one-eyed AMC Hornet without a muffler. After stopping said stripper, the police offer approached the car he asked for license, registration, and proof of insurance. The stripper, being a sleazy over-the-hill stripper, had none. So she said "Officer, I can prove my identity. I work as 'Toyota Corolla' over at the Spearmint Hippo but I also do porno. Can I use my last published shoot as ID". Intrigued, the cop said yes. She promptly produced a copy of a porn mag called "Barnyard Buddies" that showed her being DPed, the farmer up her ass and his trusty sheepdog in her vagina. She was clearly identified as "Ms. Toyota Corrolla[sic]". She then added, "I'd don't have insurance and the car is unregistered. But perhaps we could work something out."
So the officer takes her to his house, wher she sees a hunchbacked German Shepard drooling on the floor. The officer says, "That's my dog Bubba, he's ugly and kinda retarded, but I loves 'im. He needs some fun." So Toy (as she liked to be called) stripped down and the officer began fucking her asshole. Then Bubba joins in and humps away, unsheathed penis in her gaping vagina. Eventually both doggie and master cum and Toy as allowed to leave with advice to consider getting a license, registering her Hornet, and purchasing insurance.
So the officer takes her to his house, wher she sees a hunchbacked German Shepard drooling on the floor. The officer says, "That's my dog Bubba, he's ugly and kinda retarded, but I loves 'im. He needs some fun." So Toy (as she liked to be called) stripped down and the officer began fucking her asshole. Then Bubba joins in and humps away, unsheathed penis in her gaping vagina. Eventually both doggie and master cum and Toy as allowed to leave with advice to consider getting a license, registering her Hornet, and purchasing insurance.
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Yes, that is correct...TDHQ is the spawn of an ugly, over-the-hill stripper and a retarded German Shepard named Bubba!
I believe the chimp was also retarded.
But I'm still waiting for all the insightful commentary from the Juice detractors that they claimed they would write if Brother Juice stopped trolling. We still have some coo-el posts...but it turns out that the complainers were just dudes that were incapable of ignoring posts.
C'mon dudes...let's get some LOLZ going. Idea: LOL strippers...just like LOL cats. Only instead of wanting to "haz cheezbuger" they can say "I can haz mef" if they are really skinny and shizzle like dat. Could be a new Internet meme!
Turns out he is also a half brother of TDHQ and Camby...actually their older brother. But his father was human. However, he was no prize. Nosiree Bob...Txtittyfag's pappy was the dude that drove ol' Toy to her love of the beasts!
Maybe, just saying. I thought it was odd calling it a rally with just four members present. That's more of a lunch date than a rally.