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11 years ago
Sofaking my brother, I could point out that we've discussed Daddario titties before...
https://www.tuscl.net/postread.php?PID=27380
However, who gives a fuck...you da man for remindin' us of those incredible tit-tayz! Weeeeeeee-yawwwwww!
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11 years ago
Relax tumblingdice my brother. This board is supposed to be fun. I don't know if Art is a super-rich oil dude, a well-off oil dude that exaggerates a bit, or a character invented by a 25 year old Canadian dude still living in his mother's basement. However, he generally a nice dude and it is more fun to engage him as if he is telling the truth. If he is, cool, if not, what's the harm?
I'll let you in on a few secrets. I think Juice is actually just a dude with a lot of energy that likes to post. I don't think he is a prophet, a transdimensional being, a prison inmate, or a KFC franchise owner (though the last of those would be hilareous). I certainly don't think he's a transdimensional KFC franchise owner with a direct line to the LORD. That would be stupid. But the classic Juice was way funnier if you approached as if he were the holy rollin' KFC bossman! So I did.
I also don't think RickDugan is a RICH STUD that drives drunk all the time, wearing a polyester suit straight out of Saturday Night Fever and hoping that poor, heroin-addicted girls will relapse so he can save $20 on an OTC encounter. That would be absurd!
Gotta run to meet some Klingons now! TTYL. Qapla'
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11 years ago
^^^
Juiice, you know you're like the retarded lil' bro I never had, but I KEEP tellin' you it ain't me suckin' your dick! I'm 99% sure it is one of the other patients in your special hospital. I'll tell the nice warden...oops...nurse about it.
Of course, it might be one of the doctors. What was the name of that really creepy dude that claimed to be a doctor? Oh yeah...Phil. I know a rather disreputable DoctorPhil that might suck the dick of a toothless inmate in a prison for the criminally insane. Yeah...he's a real sicko. I doubt that he's even a real doctor. Probably an orderly.
Tell me Juiice...does the dude that sucks your dick clean your bedpan? If so, I bet it is that DoctorPhil sicko!
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11 years ago
And please my brothers...if you're going to bump threads. Make it IMPORTANT treads.
For example, one could bump a thread about Jennifer Lawrence's love of butt plugs.
'Cos JLaw be HAWT 'n butt plugs be coo-el when used in close association wit' a HAW chick. WEEE-YAWWW!!!
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11 years ago
@Clubber -- When life gets you down just say the following:
"Juice you seriously must of been high as a motherfucker when you wrote that. You brutalize the English language. I made a New Year’s resolution that you would be sent back to whatever hole you crawled out of. Or better, that the wh0re of the woman that shat you out never would have ingested the spunk of the monkey which produced you in the first place"
Say that mantra and all the negatives of the TUSCL bored come oozin' out o' yo' pores.
But don be advocatin' dat nobotty be band. Dat be bad mojo! Just contemplate the weird time loops implied by the New Years resolutions.
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11 years ago
Bite your tongue Dougsta...I thank .Dougster is her son!!
Does this Elvira wear all black and do the Oak Ridge Boy sing about her?
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11 years ago
i know i know totally dif chick but still cooel nest ce pas
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11 years ago
WEEE-YAWWW sofaking http://studioviivvii.blogspot.com/2013/01/painting-speed.html
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11 years ago
Bacon, bacon, or BACON?
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11 years ago
Google or Bing?
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11 years ago
Chunky or creamy?
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11 years ago
Ilbbaicnl my bro...if you're in a pen all naked with a bunch o' pigs would you prefer gettin' a rimjob or givin' rimjob?
'Cos when you rollin' 'round in the slop chances are that someone's snout is gonna find itself near someone's ass. Only questions are whose snout is involved, whose ass is involved, and was there any tongue?
SOOO-EEEE!!!
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11 years ago
Pootie!!!
Pootie was frickin' coo-el. I admit i was a skeptic. I thought Pootie sucked at first. But then it was BAM!!! Juice used the Pootie character in what was the best takedown of Chilli Palmer evah. And it was the gift that kept on giving. I bumped a Pootie thread and ol' BonerBreath invades with his racist bullshit. That bonehead Bonerbreath the "informs" me that Pootie was a Juice alias. No shit Sherlock!
The coolest thing about Pootie is that he wasn't funny himself -- he induced funny reactions in others. Classic!
SEPATOWN DAMIES
Wa Da Ta
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11 years ago
Oops...sorry BagBoy. I shouldn't have spilled the beans. See you back on Gallifrey!
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11 years ago
@ATACdawg my brother. The BagBoy is actually a Time Lord. Unlike the Doctor, the BagBoy lives in a TARDIS with its Chameleon circuit stuck on "looks like a trailer". But it is bigger on the inside than on the outside.
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11 years ago
I thank that DoctorPhil is on. Even tho Juice be my bud he sometimez wanna give me shizzle. Dats when da dude posts as DrPhilly.
Wait...that can't be correct. Whoever the dude that posts as DoctorPhil is, he is nowhere near as smart as Juice. When I mix it up on the interwebz with ol' DoctorPhil I feel like I'm talking to a third grader that has somehow gotten it into his head that he's superior to the rest of us.
If DoctorPhil really is Juice I'm going to suggest that Brother Juice stop playing that character. The character is just too sad. Play happy happy Funtime characters like The BagBoy and Tuna dude!!!
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11 years ago
Man-DANG-A-LOW!!!
WEEE-YAWWW!!!
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11 years ago
Was fiddy carrying around a bucket of the Colonel's XXXtra KRIS-pay? If so I bet it was actually da Juiceman.
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11 years ago
I use the "1...2...many" system
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11 years ago
Bush! Bush! Bush!
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11 years ago
Mikey...don't tickle Juice. You might catch something!
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11 years ago
C'mon fellers...can't we all get along. Sofaking posted a truly classic movie bush. Let's talk 'bout that!
Raise your hands if you like tits 'n bush.
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11 years ago
Ilbbaicnl my man, don't insult Art. Unless Margaret Trudeau categorically denies the whole Geraldo thing she should be off limits.
Lips that have touched Geraldo stick ain't comin' near mine...probably transmit some STD that makes you a dumbass!
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11 years ago
Ilbbaicnl wins the thread!
YES...Bieber purchased a time machine 20 years hence so he could go back in time to convince his younger self to stay with Selena and lay off the drugs. But when he materialized in the past he went back too far and also emerged from the time vortex near a heroin dealer. So he took the drugs and became Chris Farley. Starting to remember his identity, he faked his death and moved forward in time. This time he emerged from the time vortex near a crack dealer and once again became so drug addled that he forgot his identity.
Kind of tragic if you think about it. Cue Rod Serling...
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11 years ago
And remember that dogs really dig hot dogs