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12 years ago
Wait, why are we all pissed off at Jestie now? I was all high and shit so I have no idea what is going on
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12 years ago
Dug-dude, does ass-rapin' a dude make us gay. 'Cos I be straight... Oh fuck... FART
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12 years ago
FART...
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12 years ago
FART...
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12 years ago
Testify, brothah, test-EE-fy!!!!
I'll continue in that vein... FART... FART... fo' shizzle I likes me da puzz-ay...
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12 years ago
Testify, Juice, testify!
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12 years ago
Since there is so much dissension on the board, I thought I'd try to cheer ol' Drac up. When you get some Dougster criticism or just get too frustrated with the fried chicken eatin' pimp daddy prophet o' the LAWD 'cos he be writin' all sorts o' CRAY-ZEE-AZZ shit, just sing softly to yourself...
When your day is long and the night
The night is yours alone
When you're sure you've had enough of this life, well hang on
Don't let yourself go
Everybody cries and everybody hurts sometimes
Sometimes everything is wrong
Now it's time to sing along
When your day is night alone (hold on, hold on)
If you feel like letting go (hold on)
When you think you've had too much of this life, well hang on
Everybody hurts
Take comfort in your friends.
Everybody hurts
Don't throw your hand. Oh, no
Don't throw your hand
If you feel like you're alone, no, no, no, you are not alone
If you're on your own in this life
The days and nights are long
When you think you've had too much of this life to hang on
Well, everybody hurts sometimes
Everybody cries
And everybody hurts sometimes
And everybody hurts sometimes
So, hold on, hold on
Hold on, hold on
Hold on, hold on
(Hold on, hold on)
Everybody hurts
You are not alone
NO ALUCARD, You are not alone! Before the throne of the Almighty, man will be judged not by his acts but by his intentions. For God alone reads our hearts. Of course, I'm an atheist, but you get the gist.
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12 years ago
Drac my man, i think ya mean well but i think you should just put Dougster and Juice on ignore. Personally, i find both o' those guys HI-lar-ee-ous. I understand they may not appeal to your earnest nature, but i gets me some major LARFS from both...
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12 years ago
No. I find a lot of the crazy posts a laugh. Probably wouldn't read (except for reviews when I travel) without the funny stuff. If somebody gets too obnoxious for you ignore is an option.
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12 years ago
LET'S get back to da gospel o' Juice now... How would da Juiceman riff on "live and let live". Can ev'ry widow, whore, and orphan turn to da Juiceman in her time o' need? Well -- I s'pose as long as the widow is a whorin' and the orphans are 18+ and whorin' too! But I'm sure the Juice will say it loud, say it proud, and say it with eloquence (and CRAY-ZEE-AZZ puctuation... Fuck yeah!)
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12 years ago
C'mon Leonard313 my man, cynical much 'bout the biz?
Hope this doesn't come off as a flame, but I don't see why you're gettin' on Jayjaydancer's case. The economy is hard and not everybody has their ideal job (or a magical source o' dinero, hookers, and fried chicken, like our man Juice -- he.has.gott.IT.cos.he.da.MAN ya know). I don't think Jayjay was saying she COULDN'T get a job, just that getting one as good for her right now as stripping was hard. We all balance a lot of concerns (pay, location, flexibility, etc.) regarding jobs. When jobs are tight you might make different decisions... Nothin' wrong with that.
I may be channeling ol' Drac, but I don't groove with some of the "strippers are all lying, thieving whores" shit on here (perhaps a new acronym -- LTWs). Some strippers are LTWs but some aren't.
Plus, there ain't nothin' wrong with being a whore. Jayjay isn't comfortable with extras... Cool, that is HER decision. She is comfortable with dancing. Cool, also her decision. But if a woman IS comfortable with extras but otherwise doesn't lie, cheat, or steal (well, doesn't do that to the level that puts her outside the "fine, upstanding citizen" group) she is a whore, but folks on here should be cool with it. It should be a woman's prerogative to sell services she is comfortable with... After all, what is worse -- the whore or the PL that visits the whore? I say live and let live.
Okay, white knight mode off... Just wanted to have my say 'cos I felt a little too much casting of stones for something that comes under "personal choice" in my book.
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12 years ago
Hard to follow Doc's post -- real walk down memory lane... Wow!
Surprised I haven't seen Bree Olson's (though the Charlie Sheen part of her life calls judgement into question...even for a pornstar). Keiko would be pretty cool. Maybe Emma Ash. And Melody Jordan.
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12 years ago
Jackslash dude, you are one x short. Shouldn't that pussy's name be Exxxtasy?
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12 years ago
Yeah juice... Is is s'posed to be sharpie in her pooper, she give u a rimjob! But to each his own, you crazy MF. That is why we love ya!
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12 years ago
Hmmm... Sounds like Mr. Aramyan is a stable, upstanding citizen of impeccable moral character.
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12 years ago
Juice my friend, once there was a way to get back homeward. Once there was a way to get back home. Golden showers fill your eyes. Smiles await you when you rise! Sing that to yourself. Sing it loud. Sing it proud. And a feeling of great peace will overcome you. Peace out bro!
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12 years ago
And jackslash -- thanks for the support bro. Before long TUSCL will be like a literary club. Where we write poetry and prose 'bout naked chicks. The best kind of literature!
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12 years ago
Oh frabjous day! Callooh! Callay! To hear that Katya still doffs her cloths for all to see in the town of Jacks... I shall go forth to sins, singing "come into my lap oh beamish girl" and chortle with joy!
Seriously, SharkyRick, thanks for the intel. I was by Sins after DH closed but it was during the day. DH day shift was good, but my visit to Sins was not at all good. Or even acceptable. I went by Wacko's after finding Sins -- how shall I say -- sucky.
I hope we will see a new DH, though I suspect they will not be full nude given my understanding of JAX politics (well... really it is politics anywhere... some folks just can't stand the idea of an adult male watching a consenting adult female remove her cloths... FUCK those people!). Regardless, DH had a good vibe. Maybe they can recapture that.
And any of you guys who may pass through Jax, see Katya if ya' can. She is -- how shall I say -- a very attractive woman. She also seems genuinely nice. You can never really know what people are like deep down, but when I've talked to her sh just seems... NICE! She worked hard but always seemed genuinely happy to see regulars. And had a good memory -- I only went when I passing through Jax and she appeared to remember me well. So if you are in Jax drop in on her. You won't regret it!
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12 years ago
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ilbbaicnlKeep it in my pants when I do OTC. If I were a stripper it would stand for I like big bucks and I can not lie.
Not sure I see an advantage. Shy dancers learn to not be shy in the club. It would interfere with getting more dances if you really like a girl -- standard method I just ask for more. Might also make it more awkward to cut dances short if you don't like a girl. I don't have problems telling girls I don't want a dance (though I often say "maybe later" until I've scoped the place out -- or I'm 100% sure I won't want a dance) but I could get ugly to effectively say "when I looked at you I wanted 4 dances, but now that you're in the room I only want one..."
Speaking of things that will make you think "I wanted more dances when I saw you but now I don't", have any of you had a girl ask if she can keep her panties on 'cos it is that time of the month? On the one hand it is "we'll thanks for not showing me the tampon string or, worse yet, bleeding on me..." But on the other hand it is "why don't I see you next week...or never" (the latter if she isn't that hot, of course).
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12 years ago
Juice my man. You need to collect you writings and publish them. Make sure you repeat "shit and all the weed I need". It can be the new "in the room the women come and go talking of Michaelangelo"
Now we know what the J in J Alfred Prufrock stands for! Fuck Juice, you are my fuckin' hero! Get that whore to suck on yo' chicken wing...
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12 years ago
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motorheadFat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life
I dig that you called Bacon's dick his wee wee. Unfortunate that Richards didn't show off her tight vajayjay.
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12 years ago
Hmm... a cunt like Coulter... Real cunt, no? is an anagram for that bitch.
OK, I'll refrain from mentioning her, 'cos now I'm feeling disturbed. Lets get back to talking 'bout John GAULT slaying orcs in the biggest strip club in the depths of Mordor. Ya know, t'was in the darkest depths of Mordor, I met a girl so fair. She was giving an orc a BBBJ and that was pretty sick, so ol' Gault the Ranger and I put her to the sword. And my vorpal blade went snicker-snack! And we went galumphing back with our mixed allusions.
I promise a review of Club Nekkid Mordor ASAP!
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12 years ago
And I'll add that I sincerely hope ol' TT isn't fantasizing about Ayn Rand as a stripper. 'Cos that would be fucking disturbing.
And Ann Coulter as a stripper would be even worse, so don't go there either!
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12 years ago
@GMD - No need to correct TT there. I'm sure it is spelled "Gault" in the world he inhabits, because he sure doesn't seem to inhabit the real world.
You know the old saw about Atlas Shrugged. Along with Lord of the Rings It is one of two books that can change a shy 14 year old's life. One book is "...a childish fantasy that engenders a lifelong obsession with its unbelievable heroes, leading to an emotionally stunted, socially crippled adulthood, unable to deal with the real world. The other, of course, involves orcs."
Ol' TT might be funnier if only he was writin' 'bout orcs...but instead we have a shy 14 year old fantasizing 'bout Ayn Rand and strippers.
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12 years ago
Juice my man, don't listen to these folks. Be your own inner child. A horny wack job of an inner child. The prophets denied themselves worldly things. You have realized that you should deny yo'sef everything 'cept beyotches.
Live in a van down by the river. Blow all yo' Benjamins (hell, yo' Lincolns and Washingtons too) on that sweet sweet vag. Fuck 'em in their faces, then cum on their tits. Do this shit 'cos you da Juiceman!