I'm totally shocked!

shadowcat
Atlanta suburb
Will wonders never cease? Humans prefer having sex and getting drunk to doing housework and commuting to work, a new study finds.

Researchers at the University of Canterbury in New Zealand conducted the study using text messaging to collect data on what people did during their average day and how they felt about each activity. ”I texted people three times a day over a week and the response rate was really high. People are never far from their cellphones these days,” explained Carsten Grimm, a postgraduate psychology researcher leading the project. “People replied to on average 97 percent of all text-messages, and texts were sent at random times, so there is a really rich sample of everyday life to look at.”

“Having sex is (no surprise) highest on all measures of happiness,” said Grimm. “Going to lectures, or studying, is low on pleasure and happiness, but ranks relatively high on meaning (7th out of 30 behavior categories).”

Grimm had survey participants rank 30 activities on three criteria: whether it brought them pleasure, how engaged they were with the activity, and whether it brought them overall happiness. Unsurprisingly, having sex took first place in all categories.

Among other results, partying and drinking alcohol placed second overall, followed by religious activities and playing with children. Paid work placed 24th overall, just ahead of going to class but well behind washing/cleaning/grooming at 21st.

According to the University of Canterbury the field of happiness research is booming, as governments and institutions have become more interested in how to track and measure happiness.

“So far governments around the world and media have focused mainly on life satisfaction in the discussion about well-being,” Grimm continued. “It turns out happiness is a far more complicated topic.”

The most shocking conclusion from Grimm's study: Doing housework brought people more pleasure than going on Facebook.

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Tiredtraveler
12 years ago
Cell phones are the bane of privacey. They track your every move and will not leave you alone. Because of work I am chained to mine and must leave it on most of the time. But when I retire plan to take my cell phone and get a 20 lbs sledge hammer and smash it until it is unrecognizable and will never have another. Politicians play to this weekness and tell people "vote for me and you can eat sleep and fuck all day and I will make that guy over there pay to do it" he then tells the guy over there the same thing.
A funny thing about that research is that Sweden the most socialist society in the world where life was easy and fucking was recreational has the highest suicide rate in the world.
Who is John Gault?
sclvr5005
12 years ago
well there's some perfectly good university money totally misspent. I thought kiwis were smarter than that.
pabloantonio
12 years ago
Apparently the "researchers" results were skewed because their only study subject was our very own JUICE.

JUICE fucks all the time, enjoys drinking, and spends most of his money at stripclubs and getting pussy from dancers.
I am jealous.
txtittyfan
12 years ago
In Sweden it may be preferable to commit suicide rather than seek medical care.
georgmicrodong
12 years ago
It's "Galt". :)
zipman68
12 years ago
@GMD - No need to correct TT there. I'm sure it is spelled "Gault" in the world he inhabits, because he sure doesn't seem to inhabit the real world.

You know the old saw about Atlas Shrugged. Along with Lord of the Rings It is one of two books that can change a shy 14 year old's life. One book is "...a childish fantasy that engenders a lifelong obsession with its unbelievable heroes, leading to an emotionally stunted, socially crippled adulthood, unable to deal with the real world. The other, of course, involves orcs."

Ol' TT might be funnier if only he was writin' 'bout orcs...but instead we have a shy 14 year old fantasizing 'bout Ayn Rand and strippers.
zipman68
12 years ago
And I'll add that I sincerely hope ol' TT isn't fantasizing about Ayn Rand as a stripper. 'Cos that would be fucking disturbing.

And Ann Coulter as a stripper would be even worse, so don't go there either!
sclvr5005
12 years ago
oh Jesus zipman please don't pollute the sacred halls of TUSCL by even bringing up a cunt like Coulter
zipman68
12 years ago
Hmm... a cunt like Coulter... Real cunt, no? is an anagram for that bitch.

OK, I'll refrain from mentioning her, 'cos now I'm feeling disturbed. Lets get back to talking 'bout John GAULT slaying orcs in the biggest strip club in the depths of Mordor. Ya know, t'was in the darkest depths of Mordor, I met a girl so fair. She was giving an orc a BBBJ and that was pretty sick, so ol' Gault the Ranger and I put her to the sword. And my vorpal blade went snicker-snack! And we went galumphing back with our mixed allusions.

I promise a review of Club Nekkid Mordor ASAP!
harrydave
12 years ago
@zip - that was damn fine stream of consciousness.
jackslash
12 years ago
Zipman, LOL.
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