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3 years ago
I know a stripper who's also a drug dealer, or is she a drug dealer who's also a stripper? Think it was a trend for a while throw a strip club scene in a movie to get an easy R. It was probably just a coincidence some of my favorite movies as a kid had those scenes. Hadn't really thought much about the portrayal of dancers except for when it took me out of the story (like Natalie Portman looking like a little kid next to Clive Owen or Elizabeth Berkley lap dancing like a crosswired toy) but I'd imagine it's pretty cringe to watch actors trying to make a go of it.
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3 years ago
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shailynnThey never tell you what you need to know.
"due to your fear of safety or how possibly Americans (among other foreigners) are not viewed favorably?"
I don't know that there's any place I wouldn't go because of that. I've been to a couple of places in Eastern Europe, and posted reviews about some of the clubs I saw there. But as the OP said it's a little crazy trying travel internationally these days.
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3 years ago
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Papi_ChuloMiami, FL (or the nearest big-booty club)
That's a whole lotta crazy. She forgot what body parts she took with her.
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3 years ago
"If it's not sold as porn it can be considered obscene and not free speech."
That was my question. Can be is pretty vague. Was curious if anyone had actually looked into whether or not offering the porn for sale is a condition for it to be protected as free speech or art.
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3 years ago
"I guess I could film myself with strippers and sell it as porn. That would make it a free speech issue."
Would you need to sell it?
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3 years ago
Hey cyinsc. Thanks for the info. The two reviews it had were the same dude, but I might've given it a look if passing through. That fire looked rough. And yeah I think going by her RBF the reporter was not a fan of the story.
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3 years ago
The question was what to do if you end up with an unexpected problem with your clothing, not how do you avoid the problem in the first place. This is a friendly chat, Chili, nobody is doubting your know how.
But to answer your question, I had enough drama where I didn't need extra clothes around. If I knew my outfit needed a stunt double I'd buy something cheap but passable then toss it on the way to wherever I needed to not smell like stripper and pussy. For the price of a lap dance I've got one less thing to deal with. As the saying goes, there's levels to this.
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3 years ago
Those wipes don't work that well on natural fibers, and depending on the brand leave a little something behind until you wash them. In a code red situation I'd rather do a quickie wash in a restaurant or gas station bathroom with a locking door and an air dryer. So I've heard. I've never tried to wipe my clothes down with unscented sanitary wipes or anything...and I've definitely never hand washed my shirt in a restaurant bathroom making others do the pee pee dance while I get the stripper off.
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3 years ago
The gym routine is also workable for guys who aren't lazy slobs. But to be a lazy slob is an inalienable right, is it not? I, too, am a lazy slob so that'd cause more questions than it solved if I suddenly started going to the gym yet stayed out of shape.
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3 years ago
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shailynnThey never tell you what you need to know.
I guess he hasn't posted in a while now that you mention it. 2020 was a rough year on these boards. That vintage of JS69 all stars would just be getting MILFy about now.
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3 years ago
I thought that was a little suspect myself, EastCoaster. But it's been a while since I've been to Southside Johnny's so maybe it upgraded. There are some puzzlingly nice clubs in unexpected places around the US (like a Shreveport or Birmingham) but that's still a stretch for anyone who's seen the higher end clubs in Vegas.
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3 years ago
Tbh most of the differences I've seen with strippers is driven by what they think other girls are doing, but if I'm generalizing the Cuban dancers are usually the ones that start at everything covered and trying to get you outta there in a hurry.
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3 years ago
Some guys dab cologne all day so that might work. I stopped wearing cologne years ago after a future ex insisted on buying me a brand she liked. I've seen dudes at the club shower themselves in that stuff at the sink and I'm wondering how they explain smelling like 9am at 2am in a different cologne. That and how much overspray got me just trying to wash my hands after taking a piss. I don't smoke, and now that indoor smoking is outlawed most places I'd have a work reason to be that one also go dropped. But if it fits with the lifestyle then cigs are a decent option.
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3 years ago
Back when I had to care, a little oopsie at the gas pump was a last resort if I couldn't get the stripper out before getting home. But if you're not driving, smelly food to go was also on the shortlist. In the lap for a few mins and up by the collar.
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3 years ago
"Not even during snack time, it's a damn shame."
Snack time is serious business. Let's not kid about the snacks...
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3 years ago
My suggestion is to start with P10 North and work your way South if you don't find something to your liking there. Girl selection is nice, you can find whatever level of heat you're looking for (but Austin so take lots of monies) and the cabanas are roomier than other places. Check your PMs.
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3 years ago
"I definitely didnt leave enough clues to out myself but I guess women arent dumb either."
There are cliques in clubs, but there's also people who are much tighter than you think they are until they tell you what the deal is. Not just BFFs à la my first ATF and the girl I tried to swap her with, but like spouses and family. You need to give a little to get little, but whatever you say to anyone assume it could be repeated. That's a life thing, not just a club thing. Plus a club full of brains trying to figure something out just might hit on something. I sometimes get razzed when my reviews go up weeks and maybe a few months after the fact, but there's a reason for that. And I still filter them. Hell, now that I've scaled back the travel (thanks COVID) I don't even write them anymore.
Has anyone every figured out who you were?
Dancers I've told know. Managers I don't ever tell because they talk and I'd be marked in every club two towns out from where I live. But like I said people talk, so it's possible dancers I don't know well (like dancers I met through TUSCL to swap stories and monies) passed it on. Other customers I've hit clubs with from TUSCL have all been cool, but the once or twice I've seen myself in a random review by strangers they weren't like wallanon this or wallanon that. That's also why I wait on reviews, because it would be awkward as fuck for me to post about a notable thing from my visit right next to somebody else talking about it in their review (TUSCL meetups excepted).
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3 years ago
Lol. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=woWAQ608JQU&t=61s
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3 years ago
To maybe possibly somewhat be on topic, what would they probably say?
"Him? Fuck that guy."
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3 years ago
That reddit link was great for a laugh. This was the best part about TUSCL, "Not everyone on there is awful though, but avoid the forums. There are like three pyschopaths who post on the forums there and it's annoying."
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3 years ago
Recent Dallas club discussion on TUSCL: https://tuscl.net/discussion.php?id=75603
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3 years ago
Jackslash got one. When she's in photoshoot shape that's a 10.
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3 years ago
I've only met a few, and I don't have the IG for any of them. I'll think about a celebrity that's in my 9 category and put up a link if I come up with any. I'm sure there's one, but strippers have skewed my perception of hotness.
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3 years ago
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ilbbaicnlKeep it in my pants when I do OTC. If I were a stripper it would stand for I like big bucks and I can not lie.
Cashman makes sense. That's what I do, adjust and play on.
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3 years ago
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rickduganVerified and Certifiable Super-Reviewer
The Lodge and Rhino. Check check. Will depend on when they're open but I'll peruse the reviews.