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3 years ago
Suggestion - if you are seriously trying to set a meetup where locals might show, maybe take the discussion off the open boards to settle on a time and place.
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3 years ago
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Book GuyI write it like I mean it, but mostly they just want my money.
So if it's a lockout, does that mean the club is closed? Or do they have stripper scabs inside the club?
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3 years ago
That crashing sound you hear? Is it the future?
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3 years ago
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Hank MoodyI'm fine. I'm disgusted with my life and myself, but I'm not unhappy about that.
What's the fastest TUSCL thread ever to get to 100 posts? Will this one be it?
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3 years ago
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Hank MoodyI'm fine. I'm disgusted with my life and myself, but I'm not unhappy about that.
"Hell, some of the guys who complain most about the trolls, are the ones who respond to most of their threads."
See what Subra did there? But McNulty does have a point. When it's obvious a thread has spiraled into spam territory it might be better just to cut it off.
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3 years ago
"In this case being from and being in are the same thing."
Good that you clarified. Bad that there are clubs that are ok in the Baltimore area so 100% lame might be a little high, but there's definitely been a drop off in club and dancer quality.
"So stay calm and piss off"
There's a lot of opinions that get thrown around TUSCL about places dudes haven't seen in a decade. Or never with people just repeating what they've read. If you've got recent experience in Baltimore and think it's 100% lame, at least it's an informed opinion. It won't be the last time I get told to piss off, but when all four of a person's club reviews aren't from the city they're popping off about it might raise a question.
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3 years ago
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ilbbaicnlKeep it in my pants when I do OTC. If I were a stripper it would stand for I like big bucks and I can not lie.
It sounds like someone shared a joke not a pop quiz. If people don't use the term Soul Food in the Southeast, then where would it get used? Have you considered in 2022 there may be other words more fashionable now for the same cuisine?
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3 years ago
It looks like plain text.
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3 years ago
crosscheck, if that's the worst thing you've ever done in a club you're not even trying!
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3 years ago
You've shown this girl before. I think the current trend in makeup is a little much, but she looks like there's a pretty face underneath. Prefer girls with minimal makeup.
With all the surgery out there, there are girls who are nice to look at and girls who are nice to touch. I don't think this girl is a pig at all, and I like the photos of her in the sweats and by the car. If I saw her in the club I'd take a closer look, but it's tough to rate the hotness from a distance.
My "ratings" depend on how much fun I think she'll be. ITC two equally hot girls are going to a tiebreaker based on how I think she'll be in my lap.
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3 years ago
Let us know how it goes. I might be up that way this Summer and recent info is always a plus. The other day I went through some clubs that hadn't been reviewed in years just to do an update.
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3 years ago
Being "from" Baltimore and being "in" Baltimore are not the same thing. If you haven't been there lately (or not at all) let's try to let the discussion play out with people who know the clubs around town.
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3 years ago
Oops. Scratch that. Hadn't actually read thread and thought the headline was a joke. Juice seemed like a cool dude once he got settled in the boards. Our meetup never happened because the timing didn't work out. Bad on me.
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3 years ago
DC obviously has OTC options because the Capitol, but you might be better off shopping downmarket.
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3 years ago
Does it matter if the guy is a troll or not? juicebox did nothing but troll the boards for years and now some of you are posting fake obituaries lol.
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3 years ago
If it's an interesting thread I'll respond to it. The follow up questions are a little much, but at least it's not somebody trying to pick a fight with everyone.
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3 years ago
Three kids. Same dad. My betting money says he'll end up with her once he sees the field if he stays in the lives of his kids. It was only one long, unexpectedly interesting conversation but she seemed like good people.
I use a fake phone number so it won't be missed if I need to burn it. The best source of info on apps is probably the guy who has constructed an impenetrable privacy wall. It was so impenetrable it kept him off TUSCL for an entire year.
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3 years ago
There was a dancer yesterday I'd talked with for about an hour before she went on stage, then started to get dances with her when the girl I actually wanted freed up from VIP. I struggled through two dances with the chick who now needed to go, then took enough time to get her number and social media before I walked straight to the stage to snag the catch of the day...
It was a little bit of bad form, but I was at the start of my club run and not the end. Plus this dancer had a beautiful rack but a shocking, shocking case of BO. Not sure if she'd have stunk like that before her stage set or not, but wow bob wow. Then on top of that she somehow didn't know how to manage her weight, so I was needing to shift myself as she danced so she wouldn't crush my nuts. But with a little deodorant she was still bangable so I tried to stick with it just long enough to keep the door open for another time.
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3 years ago
"I suspect there's very few guys who prefer a dancer in a relationship."
Funny I thought this line said something different and I was about to +1 it lol. If it's a girl I'm seeing OTC it usually works better if she's in a "committed" relationship. I don't usually ask a dancer if she's in a relationship.
Yesterday I asked a dancer if she was married just to make conversation, because she'd asked me if I was married or had a girlfriend, and got waaay more information than I bargained for. Cute girl. I wish her luck with all her kids. Another dancer volunteered she had a boyfriend when I asked her if she wanted my fake phone number. I'd just pulled a few numbers, so no biggie and she was the least interesting of the dancers I thought were bangable. It just saved me about 30 minutes and 60 to 100 bucks to spend at the next club.
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3 years ago
heaving translator version 0.00
Input: "No, I get a lot of extras, you name it, I get it."
Output: "I club in Austin, TX. It is a town where it is easy to find extras."
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3 years ago
"Have you experienced or heard of dancers or escorts attempting to have kids from people who they think have a lot of money."
If it's a yes or no question, then yes but not just sex workers do this. For most of the strippers I know of who are getting child support, it doesn't sound like it was worth the hassle and it wasn't the goal.
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3 years ago
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ilbbaicnlKeep it in my pants when I do OTC. If I were a stripper it would stand for I like big bucks and I can not lie.
I didn't know this was a thing. But the Internet says it's a big deal.
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3 years ago
I think "find a pit" in my post was supposed to be "find out". Phone typing majik at work.
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3 years ago
It depends on where you live and the clubs you visit, which is about how things were before the pandemic. A site like TUSCL is where you can share what you've seen. Best way to find a pit about where you live is to message guys who've posted reviews or comments about clubs in your area.
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3 years ago
"I just came from working in the grimey-est and most dangerous area of a military town in NC."
If that was Fayetteville, that town used to have a lot more clubs and was very underrated. It has a different vibe to it since the number of clubs went down, so I started clubbing in other places if I couldn't get into the clubs early.