Executive summary: All new ownership, management,...

Executive summary: All new ownership, management, employees, and contractors. What used to be a filthy, dimly lit underage club is now a filthy, brightly lit underage club. Whereas there used to be a couple of great DJ's and a few contractors worth my time, there's none of that here any more. While they did offer to keep the former DJ's on, it was only with a 30% pay cut and permanent on-call status. They've also raised stage fees and tip-outs to the point that no contractor who is worthwhile would bother dancing here unless they were too young to dance elsewhere or too desperate to wait for a club that requires auditions.

Trip report: After getting wanded and frisked at the door, I went up stairs, paid my ten bucks, and nearly had my arm snapped off by the cashier as he lashed a hospital armband onto my wrist. There were a couple of maybe 18 year olds walking around onstage to ear shattering, shitty rap music, and a dozen or two contractors who pounced on me as soon as I walked far enough into the club to find a garbage can to get rid of my tourniquet. I ignored them as I finally tore the damn thing off, but for some reason, I said yes to a chubby, flat chested redhead with a cute face, and off we went to the back couches...