Reviews

After wasting a trip to Lipstick (see review from yesterday), I went over to the nearby club, "Chicas Locas at Cabaret Royale." Plenty of parking in a lot adjacent to the club; or, if you…

The location is a bit of a rough part of Dallas, but not likely unsafe, generally. The parking is very limited, but there was no crowd when I went on Thursday afternoon.
Inside, a charming hostess…

The parking area is gravel: uneven, full of holes, which are often full of water. The area itself is sketchy, but if you choose to come to a place like Washington Park and a…

The club details are enumerated repeatedly in prior reviews, of course. In this visit, no dancers were dancing on either of the two stages, and three dancers were sitting at the bar chatting. The bartender…

Visited while passing through the Dallas area. Large, multi-stage main floor, and large upstairs lapdance area. Also a VIP area, which I did not visit. Also a bar area adjacent to the main stages, and…

Sometimes, too much is too much. Anything -- and that means pretty much anything at all -- goes at Cheeks, at least some of the time. A recent visit illustrated this point. A dancer (whose…

The clubs in Washington Park are known primarily for things other than dancing. Not coincidentally, the quality of dancers (including their physical appearance and attractiveness) in Washington Park clubs is typically low. Recently, it seems…

Had a great experience at Cheeks recently, with a girl who is by far the most beautiful I've seen in Washington Park clubs. It seems several dancers were just joining the Cheeks crew, and most…

Five dancers this afternoon. One beautiful, four not at all. The beauty and I had a long, pleasant conversation. She told me the club had new management and was improved for that. She was quite…

Had a bizarre experience here recently, followed by a horrible experience more recently.
First, the bizarre: Met a pretty, young brunette. She was drunk, but seemed reasonably fine. I asked how she was doing. "Sad."…

I got ripped off by a veteran stripper named "Paige" here. She earns the veteran descriptor because, as she bragged to me, she has worked there for twelve years. She got the name of the…

This club must have improved, based on its overall rating compared to my recent experience there. I walked into the cavernous club and was immediately attracted to the lovely young lady on the main…