Reviews

A wide range of scores: Dancers = 8 (quite pretty), Value = 1 (thirty per shortened song with no nudity much less mileage), Overall for the Club = 3. This club was devastated…

First visit to this club was a good one. Spent quite awhile talking to a lovely lady I met there that day, and will keep in touch with her. She gave me two…

Value Rating should be negative ten. An absolute scam from start to finish! This is a club for those with more dollars than sense. (That's not a typo, it's a pun.…

This was a huge disappointment, because I had high hopes of a certain type of experience, based on information here. I suppose it would have been possible, but not this night, apparently. But…

Things must have changed dramatically for the better, because the last reviews from October 2007 through February 2008 call this club a waste. My experiences here on two visits within the past two months…

The last two reviews (net scores 3.33 and 1.67) are believable as accurate, but the prior two reviews (net scores 8.33 and 8.00) are also believable as accurate. More than most clubs, Cabaret is…

The rating of 8 is for the potential action. You must be very selective, and if you want something, talk about it first. You could be rudely surprised, but if you establish expectations…

While the Parrot has great potential, and has benefitted from the El Paso changes (it's outside city limits), a single rotten apple can sometimes spoil the barrel. In this case, a particularly noxious ROB…

This club remains the hardest hit by the new rules in El Paso, but I gave it another chance and had a very good visit. The only reason for the positive change was that…

Nudity is back, with the "6-foot rule" at the main stage imposed by tables that have been lined up around the former tip rail. Dances rival what they used to be in "the good…

Thanks to "Bareback" for his sterling, useful review from 14 September. I went to this club looking for one of his four A-Listers, but after six different shifts (four day, two night), I found…

Treasures is not what it once was. There is no nudity, and the dancers are almost completely aloof. It was a very boring time there, in spite of my attempts to locate myself…