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Value Rating should be negative ten. An absolute scam from start to finish! This is a club for those with more dollars than sense. (That's not a typo, it's a pun.…

This was a huge disappointment, because I had high hopes of a certain type of experience, based on information here. I suppose it would have been possible, but not this night, apparently. But…

Things must have changed dramatically for the better, because the last reviews from October 2007 through February 2008 call this club a waste. My experiences here on two visits within the past two months…

The last two reviews (net scores 3.33 and 1.67) are believable as accurate, but the prior two reviews (net scores 8.33 and 8.00) are also believable as accurate. More than most clubs, Cabaret is…

The rating of 8 is for the potential action. You must be very selective, and if you want something, talk about it first. You could be rudely surprised, but if you establish expectations…

While the Parrot has great potential, and has benefitted from the El Paso changes (it's outside city limits), a single rotten apple can sometimes spoil the barrel. In this case, a particularly noxious ROB…

This club remains the hardest hit by the new rules in El Paso, but I gave it another chance and had a very good visit. The only reason for the positive change was that…

Nudity is back, with the "6-foot rule" at the main stage imposed by tables that have been lined up around the former tip rail. Dances rival what they used to be in "the good…

Thanks to "Bareback" for his sterling, useful review from 14 September. I went to this club looking for one of his four A-Listers, but after six different shifts (four day, two night), I found…

Treasures is not what it once was. There is no nudity, and the dancers are almost completely aloof. It was a very boring time there, in spite of my attempts to locate myself…

The new laws are in effect in El Paso, so the dancers at Cabaret wear fuller panties over their g-strings, and keep their nipples covered with latex (or just don't take off their tops).…

Remodeling has made the club more open, including in the VIP area. That's not a good thing. No nudity; 30 dollar dances with very sparse contact. Worthless. The good (bad) girls…

Daytime visit would rate a "10" but nighttime visit would be "5" so the overall rating is a compromise. The dancers are mostly attractive, the waitstaff is not as pushy as they used to…

The VIP area, such as it was, is gone. This is for the better, as that area was only more expensive, not for more action. Speaking of action, a recent visit featured something…

The 6 is a generous rating, based on the action at this club, but I grant it for the one truly gorgeous lady I met there. She was the only one of the eight…

Note that kiloshoe's review below is for the El Paso "Jaguars," not this one in Amarillo. They are not even remotely alike. This one gets a generous 6 because a couple of the…

Nothing really happening here, but take-out is readily available. I only stayed in the club about 10 minutes, but spent a couple of hours with a friendly dancer I met here. Hard to…

I could have rated it a "1" for the scam, hustle, and rip-offs going on here; or I could have rated it a "10" for my experience with one of the day-shift dancers. A…

Club must be improving, as noted below. Tuesday afternoon visit, no crowd, few dancers, not very encouraging at first (about 2 pm). However, before I gave up and left, the dancing finally started.…

My numerical rating of 2 is a bit harsh, but purposefully so. I could have rated it higher based on the number and relative physical attractiveness of the dancers, but other factors made my…

This club gets the high rating from me in spite of the fact that a dancer ripped me off with promises of things she never intended to deliver. How does it get the high…

I had never been to JB's before last week, but I visited based on reviews here. Two visits; two ladies who gave "10" quality "dances." These two happen to be best friends as…

I visited this club twice: first at night, then on an afternoon. The second visit was more of a second chance for this club, as my night-time experience at Chicas Locas was pretty lame.…

Las Vegas is a town full of people trying to take your money, while providing nothing in return and quickly moving on to the next target. This is definitely the m.o. of the women…

Some significant changes at the Cabaret Club, all for the worse. They've added a new "VIP" section, which consists of two booths, each with very low semi-circular couches and a small round table, with…