A Shameful Dump of a Club, with Some Benefits

Getting to Chicas Bonitas requires driving the busy street known as Harry Hines, and it's a tight little turn into the poorly-marked place and its crappy gravel/dirt parking lot. Worse, a lot attendant will demand 10 bucks from you for self-parking. Oh, well, there goes an extra 10 dollars worth of entry fee, along with the 12 dollar entry fee inside the door of the dilapidated building...

And inside the building, it's obvious that the owner/managers have no class, no shame, no pride, and no intention to care for the facility. It's one of the worst dumps of all strip clubs. The bathroom particularly is disgusting and gross. Yuck! A simple bar is lined up along the left side from the entryway, and three tiny stages (two of which are basically plywood boxes on which a dancer can barely move around) adorn the main part of the club. In the back/right corner is a plywood "room" with benches along three sides where lap dances occur. The benches are uncomfortable, and the privacy is typically nil.

So far, all bad.

However, I went to this club twice in the first week of this month, and there must be some reason for that. The reason is that a few of the dancers are good looking, hot, and sensual. On my first visit, I set a record for briefest time in a club with a maximum-mileage "dance" experience. I walked in, slowly strolled past the bar looking for a table that had open seats, but I never made it to a table. A pretty Cuban touched my arm as I passed, to gain my attention. She was wrapping up some obviously uninteresting dialog with a guy who was not getting more of her time, and she figured I looked like a more generous fellow. Our conversation follows, in total...

Dancer: Dance?