I got ripped off by a...

I got ripped off by a veteran stripper named "Paige" here. She earns the veteran descriptor because, as she bragged to me, she has worked there for twelve years. She got the name of the joint tatooed on her wrist. Odd.

Anyway, her sales pitch was direct: "Like blow jobs?"

We negotiated briefly, and agreed on something. She demanded payment up front. As I said, she is an old pro, and unfortunately, I acted like a novice, agreeing to pay first.

Don't do that. From that point, she did not do what we agreed, and instead seemed determined to make the experience as unpleasant as possible. It was thus very brief, and not even remotely appealing.