Reviews

I have had some great experiences at Wise Guys, but unfortunately, this was not one of them. In fact, I regret that I must provide a public service here by warning any reader of…

I was surprised in a good way when I visited this club. Although the first dancer who approached me was way past her prime, the next one was very attractive.
There is an annoying practice…

Red Parrot is hit or miss, but today was a grand slam. The sexiest dancer on shift, whose name will be withheld, gave me a great experience, indicated her intention to give a repeat performance,…

RP is back! Had a very good visit during the day shift. Creative menu offered by about half the dancers, including one stunner who could be the twin of Eva Mendes. But…

This club is probably great for dancers, and some have noted in their own reviews. They can rake in the dough, and don't really have to do much of anything but be naked.
But for…

They've cleaned the bathroom...a little bit.
The booths are still in need of an overhaul, but they've added a special booth near the DJ on the main floor...it has a padded bench that is about as…

Mons venus is a lapdance landmark. But there is no privacy, and it's all about taking as much money as quickly as possible from the guys who visit. Many of the dancers are…

Cover is $15, BYOB or 1 (soft) drink minimum. Doorman simply took my 20 and asked if I wanted to have that cover the drink as well. The bartender/waitress (who also danced on stage…

Following up on the June 9, 2009 review by rekcufynroh:

rekcufynroh mentioned rip-off tactics and bad management. These are certainly valid claims about Red Parrot. Ironically, Red Parrot can sometimes be the best club…

Best first-time encounter with a dancer, ever. I would describe it as GFE, but that would only apply if a smokin'-hot, superfreak pornstar were my GF. Absolutely, positively, an unforgettable experience! She…

Wow! This was a first...
I checked Founder's list of acronyms, and the particular activity I experienced during my most recent visit to Cabaret does not have an abbreviation. But it's the kind of…

The manager/owner of this club has decided that the best way for him to make more money is to strictly enforce rules in the VIP, hoping to entice customers to use the "ultra-private" area.…