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I was surprised in a good way when I visited this club. Although the first dancer who approached me was way past her prime, the next one was very attractive. There is an annoying practice…

Red Parrot is hit or miss, but today was a grand slam. The sexiest dancer on shift, whose name will be withheld, gave me a great experience, indicated her intention to give a repeat performance,…

RP is back! Had a very good visit during the day shift. Creative menu offered by about half the dancers, including one stunner who could be the twin of Eva Mendes. But…

This club is probably great for dancers, and some have noted in their own reviews. They can rake in the dough, and don't really have to do much of anything but be naked. But for…

They've cleaned the bathroom...a little bit. The booths are still in need of an overhaul, but they've added a special booth near the DJ on the main floor...it has a padded bench that is about as…

Mons venus is a lapdance landmark. But there is no privacy, and it's all about taking as much money as quickly as possible from the guys who visit. Many of the dancers are…

Cover is $15, BYOB or 1 (soft) drink minimum. Doorman simply took my 20 and asked if I wanted to have that cover the drink as well. The bartender/waitress (who also danced on stage…

Following up on the June 9, 2009 review by rekcufynroh: rekcufynroh mentioned rip-off tactics and bad management. These are certainly valid claims about Red Parrot. Ironically, Red Parrot can sometimes be the best club…

Best first-time encounter with a dancer, ever. I would describe it as GFE, but that would only apply if a smokin'-hot, superfreak pornstar were my GF. Absolutely, positively, an unforgettable experience! She…

Wow! This was a first... I checked Founder's list of acronyms, and the particular activity I experienced during my most recent visit to Cabaret does not have an abbreviation. But it's the kind of…

The manager/owner of this club has decided that the best way for him to make more money is to strictly enforce rules in the VIP, hoping to entice customers to use the "ultra-private" area.…

First visit since one shortly after the club first opened a few years ago. This one was WAY better, so I'll suggest the club has improved very much. Met three interesting dancers: "Brooklyn" -- She's a…

This review and rating should give a positive trend for the Cabaret Club. I understand it's a crapshoot to visit this club, but my two recent visits were both winning experiences. They were…

Update, as of mid-February 2009: I had read elsewhere that Pure Platinum was closed, and the neighboring Montana Hideaway had picked up most of the dancers from PP. MH is owned by the…

A very sad club, "American Bush." I checked it out because of the reviews that said it was the best in Utah. Perhaps that assessment is accurate, but this club is pretty worthless.…

The last review is a sad tale. I believe it, but never had such a rotten scam pulled on me at the Hideaway. My most recent visit was quite enjoyable. Several of…

This club had often suffered the wrath of one particularly poisonous ROB, but on my most recent visit, she was absent, and the atmosphere was fun. Two notable dancers captured my attention and time…

Had a great visit to PP recently, although it was somewhat marred by a jealous stripper and her tirade against the object of her jealousy. A cute young dancer was particularly amorous while I…

Visited the Cab shortly after its 3pm opening on a Friday, and was greeted at the door with a hug. The dancer who greeted me pointed to another who was sitting on a couch,…

What a fun place! Here are some things you might experience during a visit to Hong Kong Bar in TJ: -- Reasonably attractive (some gorgeous, some moderately cute) dancers in various stages of dress, from…

I was robbed in "Peanuts and Beer," by a dancer with the assistance of two employees of the club. The amount of the theft was moderate, but the sting of it lingers. I…

It is hardly fair to rate Adalitas Bar with strip clubs in the U.S., but AB does earn a perfect 10 from my most recent visit. Plentiful ladies, most of whom are quite beautiful.…

First, the good: The dancers here are mostly very pretty. That explains the "9" rating above for the dancers. Next, the bad: The prices are high, the service and attentiveness is…

A wide range of scores: Dancers = 8 (quite pretty), Value = 1 (thirty per shortened song with no nudity much less mileage), Overall for the Club = 3. This club was devastated…

First visit to this club was a good one. Spent quite awhile talking to a lovely lady I met there that day, and will keep in touch with her. She gave me two…