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15 years ago
CTQWERTY, I do not claim that I always get those "free" extras, merely that they are the best. I only get them sometimes, and not by talking the dancers into anything.
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15 years ago
No, stripclubspy, as with most things in life, the best extras are free from extra charge.
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15 years ago
SP for president!
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15 years ago
That was a very clever post, Jess!
I happen to have some vaseline, if you'd like you-and-me to put it to good use... ;)
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15 years ago
I don't do the escort thing, but if they charge more than a benji, I get FS ITC for as little or less, and don't have to guess who I might be doing it with.
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15 years ago
What gatorfan said. +1
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15 years ago
I wonder if "Cheaters" club will close or just remodel. They are structured for taking full advantage of the old "loophole."
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15 years ago
Everything is available during practically every visit to the clubs I attend.
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15 years ago
PAS:
"Otis! My man!" (from "National Lampoon's Animal House")
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15 years ago
Once you get a feel for the acronyms, you can free-form them and still effectively communicate. For example:
BBBJTCCIMNQNSWGWSMMG!
Would be: bare back blow job to completion cum in mouth no quit no spit with gurgle with swallow mmmm mmmmm good!
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15 years ago
"Mr. Happy's Neighborhood"
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15 years ago
PAS, what did she name it?
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15 years ago
This belongs in the old "Strip Club Names" thread, which is now too old to reply to; however, I did not want to start a new thread. So, hey!--just hijack this one, okay?
Given my propensity for Latinas, and the fact that I had breakfast from a place with this name, I'd name a strip club...
"Taco Cabana"
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15 years ago
I don't have a name for mine, either.
But there was a song in a Monty Python movie ("Meaning of Life," maybe?) about various names for penii. "John Thomas," "Willie," "One-eyed Trouser Snake," etc.
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15 years ago
Do tell, jj...
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15 years ago
Samsung1 asked, "Anyone have trouble getting in the door with just wearing a t-shirt?"
Might want to wear some sort of shorts or pants, too...
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15 years ago
Samsung1 said, "sales of lube rose 32% in the first quarter of this year...I wonder what is up with that?"
We've all been getting reamed by Team Obama...
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15 years ago
Is this funny? Sad? Both? I cannot decide...
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15 years ago
Wet Platinum is the very best. Silicone-based, long-lasting, and super-slick.
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15 years ago
I'd take that offer, Tom. Go for it!
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15 years ago
This thread reminds me of a movie where a disgruntled porno-dude yells at his director/producer: "I'm not some fucking stunt-cock; I'm an actor!"
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15 years ago
I seek other things beyond HJs; I have hands.
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15 years ago
SuperDude got it right. But for "dance being artistic expression," many clubs would find no recourse against being shut down.
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15 years ago
Bloodhound Gang's "The Lapdance is Always Better when the Stripper is Crying."
OK, I have not heard that in a club, but it would be hilarious.
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15 years ago
judyjudy said, "let me know what you would like to see me in........."
My lap.