funny strip club t-shirts?

14 comments

• CTQWERTY

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  15 years ago

  "No shirt, no shoes, Great Service: Moonlight Bunny Ranch"
  
  Apply the Google search function to procure...
• shadowcat

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  15 years ago

  I have about 10. Half were given to me by dancers. The other half by my daughter. I did buy 1 for my self on line and one for TUSCL_Brother on line. Spencer s is a good choice. I had my favorite especially made on line for me. The caption Reads "My father only wanted a blow job". Cost me$20.
• samsung1

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  15 years ago

  Thanks guys. Just wondering how they went over with the strip club staff? Anyone have trouble getting in the door with just wearing a t-shirt?
  Any of the dancers laugh at them?
• how

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  15 years ago

  Samsung1 asked, "Anyone have trouble getting in the door with just wearing a t-shirt?"
  
  Might want to wear some sort of shorts or pants, too...
• Clubber

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  15 years ago

  how,
  
  Now if the correct dancer wears just a t-shirt, that would be nice!
• BaddJack

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  15 years ago

  "Give me ambiguity, or give me something else."
  
  Not quite Patrick Henry, but it appeals to the old English teacher in me.
• gatorfan

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  15 years ago

  I wore a Yankees t-shirt one time, after last nights game that really seems funny!
• Otto22

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  15 years ago

  "I support single mothers" with pics of dancers on strip pole flanking the text.
• gatorfan

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  15 years ago

  I've seen boob inspector and playboy talent scout before
• lopaw

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  15 years ago

  I found a t-shirt on ebay that shows a Weebles stripclub. It has a Weeble stripper (topless) and a bunch of drunken Weebles surrounding a stage. Of course I had to buy it, and the few times I've worn it to a club the dancers thought it was hilarious.
• chandler

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  15 years ago

  For good, old fashioned yuks, it doesn't get any better than a T-shirt that says "dikfore".
• chandler

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  15 years ago

  I kinda like the shirts at foulmouthshirts.com. Some of their Women's Shirts are great: "Does this shirt make my tits look big?"
• stripclubspy

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  15 years ago

  "Wearer carries no cash" is pretty funny in a club
• shadowcat

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  15 years ago

  Another favorite of mine is "Blow job waiting to happen". The door girl, bouncers, waitresses, bar tenders and dancers all look fore ward to seeing what I am wearing on each visit. I believe they are laughing with me and not at me.