funny strip club t-shirts?

"No shirt, no shoes, Great Service: Moonlight Bunny Ranch"

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I have about 10. Half were given to me by dancers. The other half by my daughter. I did buy 1 for my self on line and one for TUSCL_Brother on line. Spencer s is a good choice. I had my favorite especially made on line for me. The caption Reads "My father only wanted a blow job". Cost me$20.

Thanks guys. Just wondering how they went over with the strip club staff? Anyone have trouble getting in the door with just wearing a t-shirt? Any of the dancers laugh at them?

Samsung1 asked, "Anyone have trouble getting in the door with just wearing a t-shirt?"

Might want to wear some sort of shorts or pants, too...

how,

Now if the correct dancer wears just a t-shirt, that would be nice!

"Give me ambiguity, or give me something else."

Not quite Patrick Henry, but it appeals to the old English teacher in me.

I wore a Yankees t-shirt one time, after last nights game that really seems funny!

"I support single mothers" with pics of dancers on strip pole flanking the text.

I've seen boob inspector and playboy talent scout before

I found a t-shirt on ebay that shows a Weebles stripclub. It has a Weeble stripper (topless) and a bunch of drunken Weebles surrounding a stage. Of course I had to buy it, and the few times I've worn it to a club the dancers thought it was hilarious.

For good, old fashioned yuks, it doesn't get any better than a T-shirt that says "dikfore".

I kinda like the shirts at foulmouthshirts.com. Some of their Women's Shirts are great: "Does this shirt make my tits look big?"

"Wearer carries no cash" is pretty funny in a club

Another favorite of mine is "Blow job waiting to happen". The door girl, bouncers, waitresses, bar tenders and dancers all look fore ward to seeing what I am wearing on each visit. I believe they are laughing with me and not at me.