Reviews

This is a newer place on M street in the middle of DC. It seems like a lot of lawyer types frequent the place as an after work tease. And I say tease…

Nothing much here...

There are a few feature DJs that hop along and play their song, but a typical upscale hound would touch this club once -- twice, maybe -- a year.

The theme is nice…

I had just left the club next door and didn't expect much different with this one. I was wrong. The place is amazing. I had to wait a bit but the guy…

Key Points: No Cover, No Touching, No Lap Dances, all nude. Drinks are a bit pricey. Girls look good.
The main entrance area looks pretty nice as you enter. Place is small. There are 2…

Haven't been here in awhile. Seems to change every time I visit. During this visit, the club had a crew of mostly model quality black dancers, slim and tall. But I only…

My 2nd visit here. Last time was 8-9 months ago, I didn't feal any urgency to rush back.

2nd visit wasn't much different than the first. Downstairs bar was open this time, last time it was…

I was stumbling around DC and dropped in this place with some people from a convention. I was pretty familiar with the DC rules, but went along for the ride anyways. The…

So I get the impression that Mpire isn't doing particularly well. It seems like in DC there's always one new club limping along and unfortunately now that's Mpire.

They are not always open in the…

Basically two levels, but it's a small club, and it's still d.c. so all the normal rules and caveats apply. Lower level has two poles and a bar in the middle, and seating around the…

Stopped in on Friday night, the club was very nice inside. I little strange if you had a large group as the tables were set along a bench on one side. Only saw the lower…

Mpire's happy hour is a great deal. $5 for full pints of Dogfish Head, Fat Tire, Brooklyn Lager, or Allagash White from 4-7 weekdays.

The dancer lineup, however, is limited. There'll often be only…

First time coming here and some friends and myself were bar hopping in the area. Walk in and they have three floors. Didn't get to visit the top floor but took the elevator to the…