Reviews

There have been no reviews of this club since my last one several months ago. I go to this club frequently to chat with some favorites on the staff. I continue to think…

On this visit, I found out that Mpire is planning to have some kind of membership arrangement next year. I could not get a clear picture of how this might work. I at…

DC has limited options when it comes to the Titty bar scene. This applies to number of clubs and the sort of action that makes Titty bars so wonderfully addicting.

Good Guys is at the…

Was in DC for a couple of days, and had a chance to check out this place. Apparently there used to be another club in the same location, which closed. The club is…

I randomly stumbled into this club. I thought it just a new lounge in town. I walked inside with my friends and was pleasantly surprised. All of the girls working were very pretty and the…

I read the other TUSCL reviews of this place and figured I'd see what this was like. Visited about 7pm on a Thursday evening. I had tried to visit last night but they door guys…

When I am in DC and lookin to look, I normally haunt the dark and comfortable embrace of Camelot. But on this particular late night I was turned away from Camelot, apparently they don't like…

As sad as I was that JP's closed, this club seems like it's going to be better.

They are still getting off the ground, so we can't say what it will be like long-term. But…

The Mpire Club is a high-end nightclub that happens to have nude dancers. The club has been open less than a month, and for now does not have a day shift (my usual); this…

Mpire just opened in the old 1819 space next to Camelot. The interior is very, very nice; wood paneling, moderate light levels, everything clean and new.

The drink prices are high, but the pours…

I also hit this club up on Friday. I've mixed impressions and I'll give them time to sort things out. It is very modern and clean looking. But it is rather small.…

This club hasn't opened yet, but it is expected to open in a few weeks. So the ratings listed are purely speculative. It is in the former site of the 1819 Club, previously known as…