Reviews

Tall, somewhar elegant, begowned women, longer on looks than charm and bubbliness ( but still more personable than any local club except for Archie's peppy cheerleader mix of resl and faux college girls.) 3 distinct…

I went to this place after visiting another one down the block. I was led in upstairs and was giving a seat. there were two poles with dancers and would could go up and tip…

Went to this club with a colleague from work. It was my first time going to club in D.C and its no touching. The club apparently has an upstairs and downstairs area, however on this…

Arrived when they "opened". Hours listed on websites aren't followed (more of a suggestion than rule), talked with one of the dancers and she said they open when 2 or 3 dancers are ready. Luckily…

This is a newer place on M street in the middle of DC. It seems like a lot of lawyer types frequent the place as an after work tease. And I say tease…

Nothing much here... There are a few feature DJs that hop along and play their song, but a typical upscale hound would touch this club once -- twice, maybe -- a year. The theme is nice…

I had just left the club next door and didn't expect much different with this one. I was wrong. The place is amazing. I had to wait a bit but the guy…

Key Points: No Cover, No Touching, No Lap Dances, all nude. Drinks are a bit pricey. Girls look good. The main entrance area looks pretty nice as you enter. Place is small. There are 2…

Haven't been here in awhile. Seems to change every time I visit. During this visit, the club had a crew of mostly model quality black dancers, slim and tall. But I only…

My 2nd visit here. Last time was 8-9 months ago, I didn't feal any urgency to rush back. 2nd visit wasn't much different than the first. Downstairs bar was open this time, last time it was…

I was stumbling around DC and dropped in this place with some people from a convention. I was pretty familiar with the DC rules, but went along for the ride anyways. The…

So I get the impression that Mpire isn't doing particularly well. It seems like in DC there's always one new club limping along and unfortunately now that's Mpire. They are not always open in the…